October 20, 200916 yr Yesterday, I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart for my mother in law's dogs Shadow and Spartacus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think? That I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that, no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side, though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt, and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
October 20, 200916 yr This is the best joke I've read in a LOOONNNNGGGG time! :lol: Thank you LRCW! :dancingpa
October 20, 200916 yr This is the best joke I've read in a LOOONNNNGGGG time! :lol: Thank you LRCW! :dancingpa I agree. Nice!:thumb:
October 20, 200916 yr This is the best joke I've read in a LOOONNNNGGGG time! :lol: Thank you LRCW! :dancingpa How do you know it was only a joke?:idunno::ohbrother:
October 20, 200916 yr This is the best joke I've read in a LOOONNNNGGGG time! :lol: Thank you LRCW! :dancingpa I agree. Nice!:thumb: Ditto! Later.
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