August 23, 200917 yr "You know how to make Buckeye Cookies? In the SEC they just put them in a Bowl and beat them for 3 hours." Heard this one today, made me think that there are tons more. Post your best ones.
August 23, 200917 yr "You know how to make Buckeye Cookies? In the SEC they just put them in a Bowl and beat them for 3 hours." Heard this one today, made me think that there are tons more. Post your best ones. One could say the same thing about the SEC when playing Michigan. I hate OSU but cannot stand how SEC fans especially those from the lower tier teams use the good teams in the conference to think they are good.
August 23, 200917 yr Don't know if this counts as a joke or not, and I do HATE Ohio State, but the Ann Harbor is still a (fill in blank) shirts are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
August 23, 200917 yr Heard one about what do Ohio State and weed have in common....they both get smoked in bowls.
August 23, 200917 yr One could say the same thing about the SEC when playing Michigan. I hate OSU but cannot stand how SEC fans especially those from the lower tier teams use the good teams in the conference to think they are good. Not really I read the other day Michigan has like 19 wins against the SEC but 10 or 11 of them are against Vandy.
August 23, 200917 yr Author One could say the same thing about the SEC when playing Michigan. I hate OSU but cannot stand how SEC fans especially those from the lower tier teams use the good teams in the conference to think they are good. Well I'm a life long Florida Football fan (hate em in B-Ball) going all the way back to when Charley Pell was the coach. I lived in Big 10/11 country for ten years and if you don't think Indiana, Illinois, Purdue and the other wannabes are riding on OSU, MSU coat tails as well when it comes to conference pride then your kidding yourself. I digress this thread is about football JOKES not how conferences match up, we've had about 40 threads high jacked by that subject.:deadhorse: Here's one just for the Michigan Fans out there.... A guy in a Ohio bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a Michigan Graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and he is a Michigan Graduate. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and he is also a Michigan Graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times"
August 23, 200917 yr Not really I read the other day Michigan has like 19 wins against the SEC but 10 or 11 of them are against Vandy. That's interesting!
August 23, 200917 yr Not really I read the other day Michigan has like 19 wins against the SEC but 10 or 11 of them are against Vandy. See, its not that hard to make me happy!:thumb:
August 24, 200917 yr Whats the difference in your breakfast cereal and the 2009 Lousiville Cardinals? Your cereal is probably going to end up in a bowl
August 24, 200917 yr Almost all these little Q and A jokes I first heard about Michigan and Ohio State after spending four years in school just an hour west of Columbus. How do you get an Ohio State grad off your front porch? Pay for the pizza. How do you get an Ohio State cheerleader into your dorm room? Crisco. How many Ohio State fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four; one to screw it in and three to talk about how they did it better than Michigan. A football player once flunked out of Michigan and subsequently enrolled at Ohio State... he raised the grade point average of both teams by doing so. What do you call a Michigan player with a National Championship ring? A thief.
August 24, 200917 yr Why do the Big Ten teams like to play on astroturf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
August 24, 200917 yr Heard one about what do Ohio State and weed have in common....they both get smoked in bowls. :lol:
August 24, 200917 yr Two University of Louisville fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first Louisville fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second Louisville fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first Louisville fan asks, "Why not?" The second Louisville fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me." :laugh:
August 24, 200917 yr One foggy night, a Kentucky fan and a Louisville fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Lexington. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Louisville fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Kentucky fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Louisville fan walks over to the Wildcat fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Kentucky fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Kentucky fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Cardinal fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Cardinal fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Cardinal fan hands it back to the Wildcat fan and says, "Your turn!" The Kentucky fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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