Go ahead and hold lineman , I will not watch

LOOK MA! NO HANDS!

"Yo Jay It's the Rock baby".

"This is how Monk would do it"

DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! BAAANNGG!!!

 

Self Hi-Five

From this view that coaching staff only looks half as stupid.

Little fingers, little feet......

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

"Your right, if I block the sun this way, the game does look completely different! Ok 1st down!"

OR

"Shadow puppets was always such a fun game."

Ready on the set......................Action! man this is a great football movie.................................oh wait.....................or is this a real game that I am suppose to officiate?:ylsuper:

"If you put your hands like this, squint yours and tilt you head you totally look like John Stamos from Full House."

It was so hot on the field that Joe saw a mirage during the coin toss; He mistook theguru for Pamela Anderson.

Son, put your helmet back on. We can't have that kind of ugly out here.

"I'm...CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!"

 

or

 

"We have illegal use of JAZZ HANDS. #88 on the Offense. This is a 5 yard penalty. Still 3rd down!"

I've seen a lot of football and this year, all six of the state titles are going to be won in this triangle.

 

There's been some great political satire during election time and you match some of the best with this line.