"Wow! I can't believe how nice my French Manicure turned out!"

Visual jeopardy question. What is a dog chasing a cockatoo? ( look at he shadow on his shirt)

Quarterback.......... How many fingers do you see ?

The stupid poperotzy follow me everywhere and I have to try to shield them form getting pictures.

Guru, live long and prosper.

How the heck do they expect me to count to 11 because I only have 10 fingers...

 

 

Or maybe he was thinking one of these days, one of these days I tell you they will throw the ball to me....

I've seen a lot of football and this year, all six of the state titles are going to be won in this triangle.

Wilson...

 

You ARE right !

 

Can I fix it ! ?:madman:

Thanks for inducting me in the HOF, But no more autographs or photographs.

Please stay back!!! You might not want to get to close to me right now.

Captain Kangaroo in his new profession.

Holding moves them back how many yards?

Look, I ate the hot dog without getting ketchup or mustard on my hands.....this time.

I zoomed in with my periscope to count 10 men on the field.

Captain Kangaroo in his new profession.

 

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