He was apparently supposed to die 6 years ago, but the grim reaper was too afraid to go tell him.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the Grand Canyon, the Grand Canyon comes to him.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure coronavirus. Too bad he has never cried.

Many many years ago, Chuck Norris gave the earth a spinning back fist.

Chuck Norris doesn’t lift up when doing push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris made Chuck Smith retire.

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

The boogeyman sleeps with a teddy bear because he’s scared of finding Chuck Norris under his bed.

These are funny. Keep them coming.

Norris is supposed to make a cameo in the Hawaii Five-O finale in April.

The Walker Texas Ranger Lever on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

 

 

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