Which "Florida man" are you?

[Randy Parker]

Saw this on Twitter and there are some funny responses.

 

What you do is simple: Do a Google search by entering "Florida man" followed by your birthday (i.e. "Florida man August 1"). You will almost assuredly have some bizarre headlines come up.

 

Here's mine:

 

Florida Man Caught With Nearly 200 Illegal Lobsters

 

 

Which Florida man are you?

[TheDeuce]

Florida Man's Family Values Appear Shaky

 

A Florida man who has the phrase "Family Over Everything" tattooed across his chest threw his pregnant girlfriend to the ground because he believed the victim was talking to another man, police say.

[nkuclubbaseball19]

Florida Man Who Told Cop He 'May Have Some Needles Between His Cheeks' Arrested on Drug Charges

[Bobby Axelrod]

Florida Man Arrested Along with Pet Monkey

 

Could be worse.

[DragonFire]

WATCH: Deputy Stuns Florida Man Pulled Over On Stolen Tractor

 

"Auto theft is a serious offense, regardless of what kind of auto it is."

[Jumper_Dad]

Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence.

[PutMeInCoach]

Florida man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge.

[rjs4470]

My search comes up with headlines about “Florida man dies.....”. Or “Florida is man is killed”

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

Two good ones, right off the bat:

 

"Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs"

 

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist"

[TheDeuce]

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist"

 

:lol2: :lol2:

[Jumper_Dad]

Two good ones, right off the bat:

 

"Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs"

 

"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist"

 

I think you may share my daughter's Birthday.

[Colonels_Wear_Blue]

I think you may share my daughter's Birthday.

 

June 13th.

[Jumper_Dad]

June 14, I guess big stories last more than a day. :lol2:

[mcpapa]

Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood.

[Mack The Knife]

Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon...