It's all that damn Colin Kaepernick's fault

FYI...this is actually the scene in Louisville on the expressway ramp from I-64 to I-65 where a tractor-trailer hauling pigs on their way to the JB Swift slaughterhouse in Butchertown overturned and caught on fire. There were numerous pigs running around on the expressway following the wreck.

Who are the new guys and why are their uniforms pink?

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"You guys cuff 'em, I'll go get the barbecue sauce."

Who are the new guys and why are their uniforms pink?

 

 

That was brutal.

Kim Jong-un and family stop to take a leak along I-64

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"You guys realize somebody is going to take a picture of this and post it on the web, and put "You Write The Caption" on it, don't you?"

Good think @rockmom was in Indiana. No one keeps rockmom's bacon in a corner.

"Gimme five minutes with the little fat one, I guarantee she will squeal"

"Dispatch has Vince Wilfork on the line. What do we tell him?"

Good think @rockmom was in Indiana. No one keeps rockmom's bacon in a corner.

 

So, I got the push update during a meeting. And I was so sad! I do LOVE my bacon. I literally have cried when passing loads of hogs bound for Swift. And I love the Butchertown area, but it breaks my heart to go down Mellwood.

"Man I don't know. Do pigs have a bike lane?"

It's the Aporkalypse.

Some little piggies went on a road trip,

So all the piggies had to pee-pee,

And went ...

Wee, wee, wee,

all over the road!