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Man Files Restraining Order vs. God

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Isn't this how the "Parable of the Prodigal Son" starts out?

Dude doesn't know that God can hire Johnny Cochran.

Some major separation of church and state issues.

"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you from yourself?"

Who's he going to get to serve the court papers to God??

I'm wondering who is representing God in this.

How can God get a jury of his peers? How do you voir dire the panel?

Isn't this how the "Parable of the Prodigal Son" starts out?

 

Reminds me more of the story of Jobe.

I'm hearing the case is delayed until God can actually find a Lawyer in Heaven to represent him.

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What does this guy's mind have in common with God? Neither exists.

 

You better hope.

I'm hearing the case is delayed until God can actually find a Lawyer in Heaven to represent him.

 

He's got the best one sitting on his right hand.

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