August 8, 201412 yr Noooooooo. My drunken mind started racing big time. And I had to pull ninja moves to text the chick back because my buddy told me that if I did he would hit me in the face. We're getting lunch tomorrow:banghead: Train wreck of emotions. Water works. Scars ripped open. Add that to the list of things I hate.
August 8, 201412 yr Train wreck of emotions. Water works. Scars ripped open. Add that to the list of things I hate. Yikes. Need a beer?
August 8, 201412 yr Author People who aren't funny but think they are Oh, we know exactly who you are talking about :sssh:
August 9, 201412 yr People like the lady in my chair right now. Abusing the system. Best phone on the market. Coach purse. Brand new Tahoe. 6 kids. Medical card. And a very good employee here can't get any help and is busting her arse trying. I hate the system. I loathe it.
August 9, 201412 yr People like the lady in my chair right now. Abusing the system. Best phone on the market. Coach purse. Brand new Tahoe. 6 kids. Medical card. And a very good employee here can't get any help and is busting her arse trying. I hate the system. I loathe it. Don't worry, Obama is fixing it.
August 9, 201412 yr Michael Jordan Dwyane Wade People who spell Dwyane Wade wrong Dwyane Wade's mom for putting the Y in Dwyane in the wrong spot Jerry Rice People who think Jerry Rice is the greatest football player ever Preseason Football Stupid people The your, you're, there, their, they're plague People who take themselves too seriously People who are driving when I am driving People who aren't funny but think they are Bad smells Cold weather Snowed out basketball games Anyone who doesn't agree with me Delayed flights Impatient people Oxymorons Being late Losing Getting home from Walmart only to realize that you forgot to buy what you initially went to Walmart for Oxymorons are awesome! They're a special kind of moron!
August 9, 201412 yr Drunk people People who leave the scene of an accident Rudeness Deer in the road when I'm driving Voice mail Edited August 10, 201412 yr by rockmom
August 9, 201412 yr Oxymorons are awesome! They're a special kind of moron! Jumbo shrimp Compassionate conservatives Hot water heaters Open secrets Unbiased opinions Soft rock Original copies Civil war Military intelligence Middle Ease peace Boneless ribs Buttheads Journalistic integrity
August 9, 201412 yr Oxymorons are awesome! They're a special kind of moron! And as I'm sure you know, the term "oxymoron" itself is an oxymoron. Derived from Greek words for sharp and dull.
August 9, 201412 yr And as I'm sure you know, the term "oxymoron" itself is an oxymoron. Derived from Greek words for sharp and dull. Which makes it all the more awesome!
August 9, 201412 yr Author People like the lady in my chair right now. Abusing the system. Best phone on the market. Coach purse. Brand new Tahoe. 6 kids. Medical card. And a very good employee here can't get any help and is busting her arse trying. I hate the system. I loathe it. Working late???
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