I hate mean people. And poison ivy

What about poison ivy on mean people?

Hmmm. The more I hear this feud between Randy and you, the more I'm starting to picture.....

 

 

 

So which is Randy is which is Getslow? LOL

 

Just the mere mention of his name in the most hushed of whispers could call me back from across the sea. I will best him if it destroys me; if it takes the last breath in my body, I'll triumph over Randy Parker! "Aye, aye! and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up."

 

^^^^OMG

Hmmm. The more I hear this feud between Randy and you, the more I'm starting to picture.....

 

 

 

Hmmm...the more I see Run To State post, the more I picture him as:

 

Since county music has its own special entry for me, here's a top ten list:

 

1. Debt

2. Michael Jordan

3. North Carolina basketball

4. Left lane drivers moving at right lane speeds

5. Snakes

6. Seafood

7. Frisch's

8. Tom Cruise

9. Cincinnati Bell

10. Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf

 

This. SAP eats a tiny bit of my soul every shift at work.

 

I hate super trendy things. I currently hate this whole Zach Morris look people have grown fond of for any activity near water....the tank top and backwards adjustable hat look drives me nuts.

Hmmm...the more I see Run To State post, the more I picture him as:

 

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Not in your condition.

 

Don't get me started... don't EVEN get me started:

 

 

Off the top of my head:

 

-Litter Bugs - especially when a garbage can is only a few steps away. The height of laziness, pathetic disregard, and stupidity.

 

I once saw a man eating KFC out of a box, on top of a city street garbage can lid with easy convenient openings on all four sides of can in downtown Cincy.

 

He stands there tossing his discards (bones, mashed potato container, fork, napkins, etc...) to the ground when placing them in the can that he was eating on top of appeared to be the easier and more logical action. Go figure.

 

Just yesterday while taking a walk, I witnessed a woman toss a half drank can of grape soda out of her car window at a closed resident's garbage can on the sidewalk where it fell to the ground. While she was still pulled over, I casually walked up without making eye contact and picked it up and threw it away along with a whiskey bottle from the gutter and walked on. Not sure if she got the message.

 

-Rude and dangerous drivers in too many scenarios to mention. It's a nonstop annoyance.

 

-People walking in public while texting, especially with headphones on, expecting everyone else around them to be responsible for paying attention.

 

-Grocery shoppers expecting everyone else around them to be responsible for paying attention.

 

- Texting Drivers - Dumber than Dirt.

 

-Parents sending the wrong message to their children on how to responsibly cross the street with oncoming traffic.

 

- Pedestrians irresponsibly crossing the street, and not at a crosswalk, with no concern about oncoming traffic, or what effect their having on it. Stray cats have more sense about how to do it safely.

 

-Pedestrians crossing diagonally at a 4-way intersection.

 

-Drivers and Pedestrians in general that disregard safe or considerate ways to navigate through life and turn around and teach their children the same disregard for safety or consideration of others.

 

I realize that seeing a lot of this bad behavior is related to inner-city living, but seeing it so often makes it hard not to sometimes view some of humanity as a cancer to Planet Earth. Some people can make me greatly question if we are truly the superior animal. I have serious doubts about that.

Since county music has its own special entry for me, here's a top ten list:

 

1. Debt

2. Michael Jordan

3. North Carolina basketball

4. Left lane drivers moving at right lane speeds

5. Snakes

6. Seafood

7. Frisch's

8. Tom Cruise

9. Cincinnati Bell

10. Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf

I'll hate right along with you on 1, 5, and 8. Especially #1.

Other things I hate.

 

Deer - Too many and they're destructive critters. They belong on my plate, not in my yard.

Birds - Annoying, like a squeaky wheel in the summer.

Summer - Can't stand hot humid weather.

Squirrels - They've gotten in my house several times, also destructive little critters.

Skunks - Is it just me or are they over-populated everywhere too? Seems like everyday on the way to work you smell one.

Sunny Days - Give me a nice, cool, overcast day anytime. Yes, I'm serious.

 

 

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Dude, we may be brothers switched at birth or something. We need to talk.

Hate:

1. People with a cause (by cause I mean a cause that is news worthy at the time)

2. People with a popular cause, more.

3. People who think texting while driving is dangerous, who I guarantee do many different things while driving that are no different.

4. Drug users (other then marijuana because people smoking marijuana are nice).

5. People who say "Democrats are for the 'working man'".

6. Catch phrases, all of them.

7. "Boots on the Ground" (see number 6).

8. Political correctness.

9. People who use their fingers to mimic quotation marks.

10. People who think I am stupid so they lie to me and say "seriously".

Hate:

1. People with a cause (by cause I mean a cause that is news worthy at the time)

2. People with a popular cause, more.

3. People who think texting while driving is dangerous, who I guarantee do many different things while driving that are no different.

4. Drug users (other then marijuana because people smoking marijuana are nice).

5. People who say "Democrats are for the 'working man'".

6. Catch phrases, all of them.

7. "Boots on the Ground" (see number 6).

8. Political correctness.

9. People who use their fingers to mimic quotation marks.

10. People who think I am stupid so they lie to me and say "seriously".

You "hate" a lot of people.