Never read directly from the Bible.....but can flip to correct week in a missalette in 5 seconds.

YOU LOOK FORWARD TO DOING THE DUCK DANCE AND THE HOKEY-POKEY AT WEDDING RECEPTIONS.

Back in the day, we used really fat pencils 1st through 3rd grade.

 

I remember those now that you say that. Giving pencils as thick as a broom stick to kids with tiny hands. Odd logic.

 

Today those thick pencils would be seen as weapons and the worry warts would disallow them in schools.

You have a spreadsheet with Mass categories: shortest sermon, most crowded, most likely to have a Baptism, etc.

 

And you know that 7pm Sunday is your "last chance Mass".

 

No more 8:00pm mass in the chapel at Thomas More? We've got a 10:00pm mass down here in Louisville.

You analyze all Saturday events in which the Lord is mentioned for the potential of "counting" for Sunday.

We've got a 10:00pm mass down here in Louisville.

 

Just try not to trip over something in the dark. More than once I had been sitting next to someone I knew in that mass and didn't realize it till mass let out.

Friday nights are for high school football...Sunday afternoons are for grade school football.

Friday nights are for high school football...Sunday afternoons are for grade school football.

 

In Louisville. In Cincy they play Saturday afternoons. I am guessing that is the norm in cities where NFL teams are.

When on NFL Game Day you're happy that the priest selected Eucharistic Prayer Number 2

 

You beat me to the punch, too funny.

 

You have a spreadsheet with Mass categories: shortest sermon, most crowded, most likely to have a Baptism, etc.

 

And you know that 7pm Sunday is your "last chance Mass".

 

And the early 3:00 p.m. Saturday at St. Louis downtown (8th & Walnut), never fails, Coach Dave Faust is always there.

 

You can fundraise and sell stuff like a master.

 

We have a winner. :clap:

In Louisville. In Cincy they play Saturday afternoons. I am guessing that is the norm in cities where NFL teams are.

 

I prefer Sundays. LOL

Let's hear it.

 

 

You know you're Catholic when you have Mass Times bookmarked.

 

Catholics will get that one. I'll be using it Sunday.

 

Been using it for years when we go out of town, great site.

"Certain" Friday nights during the year you load up on fish and cheese pizza.

My dad goes ahead and volunteers to do the readings for the Saturday evening mass so that he's free for the Sunday Morning Bloody Mary Cruise on the Ohio.

Catholics have their own drug - it's called incense.

Catholics have their own drug - it's called incense.

 

Altar boy Jim Schue keeled over at least twice during Easter weekend ceremonies over the combo of too much incense and too much heat. Missed the bells and everything. Got demoted to the second team as a result.