Let's hear it.

 

 

You know you're Catholic when you have Mass Times bookmarked.

 

Catholics will get that one. I'll be using it Sunday.

Oops. Can someone move this to Religion?

When on Ash Wednesday you are extremely careful, evening while bathing, not to accidently wipe off the ashes from your forehead, and you make sure they remain there the entire day no matter where you might be going later on in the day.

 

Check out a CovCath, Covington Latin, NewCath, Holy Cross, Brossart, or St. Henry basketball game on Ash Wednesday to see what I'm saying.

Oops. Can someone move this to Religion?

 

Your wish...

Dang Clyde... I don't know what I'm gonna come up with just yet, but I already know that this thread will have me obsessing over ideas from now until maybe all the way to Christmas.

You wore the same clothes for twelve years. Just in different sizes.

You know what numbers are in each of the categories of B.....I.....N.....G......O

You take less expensive vacations than your neighbors because your kids are in Catholic schools.

You are an expert on good and bad church wine.

You either hate with a passion or laugh hysterically whenever you hear Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" on the radio. For some of us, we married that girl.:dancingpa

When on NFL Game Day you're happy that the priest selected Eucharistic Prayer Number 2

You make the "Sign of the Cross" when your son goes to the free throw line.

...when you have watched 3rd grade school volleyball.

You have a spreadsheet with Mass categories: shortest sermon, most crowded, most likely to have a Baptism, etc.

 

And you know that 7pm Sunday is your "last chance Mass".

When "Dogma" has you laughing till you're crying and your sides hurt.