July 31, 201412 yr When you walk down the aisle in the movie theaters and instinctly start to genuflect before catching yourself before going into the row of seats.
July 31, 201412 yr When you walk down the aisle in the movie theaters and instinctly start to genuflect before catching yourself before going into the row of seats. I've actually completed the genuflection before. Thankfully I arrive early to minimize the number of witnesses.
August 1, 201412 yr More than once your Protestant friends have asked you what the order is on the sign of the cross - top, bottom, left, right.
August 1, 201412 yr As an altar boy, you just went ahead and memorized the entire liturgy so you made darn sure you didn't miss your mark and forget to ring the bells. Depending on the general disposition of your priest, it could prove a tragic mistake. Side note: I do not attend church regularly but visited my hometown church this past Sunday for my niece's baptism. It's like they changed the lyrics to the song on me.
August 1, 201412 yr You have been dressed up like an angel, sheep or shepherd more often than you would like to admit to.
August 1, 201412 yr If your cafeteria regularly served mystery meat. If the average age of the lunch room ladies was higher than most retirement homes.
August 1, 201412 yr While most kids parents dreamed their kids would make it to Harvard or Yale, yours dreamed you would get into Notre Dame or Georgetown.
August 1, 201412 yr If you always wondered why the pencil sharpeners had a hole big enough to fit a telephone pole into..........or was that just us at St. Martha????? Never did understand that.
August 1, 201412 yr If you always wondered why the pencil sharpeners had a hole big enough to fit a telephone pole into..........or was that just us at St. Martha????? Never did understand that. Back in the day, we used really fat pencils 1st through 3rd grade.
August 1, 201412 yr Author ...you put your tuition check into the collection plate hoping to write it off of your taxes.
August 1, 201412 yr You feel guilty...about anything fun...besides gambling and alcohol. ... and making babies. :sssh:
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