August 15, 201412 yr You conduct your own "America's Top Model" contest judging all the ladies coming back from Communion. :no: :lol2:
August 15, 201412 yr On holidays, you pray for extra patience because the Chreasters have filled the pews and your family has to stand in the back.
August 15, 201412 yr On holidays, you pray for extra patience because the Chreasters have filled the pews and your family has to stand in the back. I like it when the Priest at Easter Mass says, "Merry Christmas!!!.....because that is the next time I will see half of you."
August 15, 201412 yr :no: :lol2: It is not my fault if Communion takes sooooo long..... and the song is some unknown crappy one......and I already read the Bulletin during the boring sermon where Fr. Senile said the same thing 4 different times......what else is there to do but appreciate that God made such beautiful women?
August 15, 201412 yr Author When any wedding that doesn't include someone singing "Ave Maria" just doesn't feel right.
August 16, 201412 yr When any wedding that doesn't include someone singing "Ave Maria" just doesn't feel right. We got "Ave Maria" as the song after Communion for our Assumption Holy Day Mass. Good stuff.
August 16, 201412 yr Author We got "Ave Maria" as the song after Communion for our Assumption Holy Day Mass. Good stuff. Same here. Went to 8:00 this morning. It's what made me think of it.
August 16, 201412 yr We got "Ave Maria" as the song after Communion for our Assumption Holy Day Mass. Good stuff. ...when you have to read BGP at 9:30 at night to realize "Dang it was a Holy Day today?"
August 17, 201412 yr Author ..when you know people that have a condition that requires them to immediately head for the doors when they hear the words "for our final song."
August 18, 201412 yr You conduct your own "America's Top Model" contest judging all the ladies coming back from Communion. I'm a 35 year veteran of this practice. :lol:
August 18, 201412 yr When you are not so quick to discard your "POM"* and you keep it visible as proof. :lol2: *Proof of Mass=Church Bulletin
August 18, 201412 yr Wifes grandma reads the bulletin at church, but makes me bring it home for her every week.
August 21, 201412 yr You can't do the ice bucket challenge. Well now...you're certainly blowing that one out of proportion, but okay...whatever you say, Boss.
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