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Man arrested AGAIN for having sex with a pool float

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I thought this was the ATM/Picnic table guy!

Read a comment from someone about the report that made me laugh, "Now will he have to register as a sex offender and stay 100 yards away from Watsons?" :clap:

Probably just gave the thing a massage and then couldn't control himself.

This character brings to mind Philip Roth's novel "Portnoy's Complaint".

 

For the sake of an explanation, the following information was taken from Wikipedia:

 

Portnoy's Complaint (1969) is the American novel that turned its author Philip Roth into a major celebrity, sparking a storm of controversy over its explicit and candid treatment of sexuality, including detailed depictions of masturbation using various props including a piece of liver.

 

The novel tells the humorous monologue of "a lust-ridden, mother-addicted young Jewish bachelor", who confesses to his psychoanalyst in "intimate, shameful detail, and coarse, abusive language".

 

Many of its characteristics (comedic prose; themes of sexual desire and sexual frustration; a self-conscious literariness) went on to become Roth trademarks.

 

In 1998, the Modern Library ranked "Portnoy's Complaint" 52nd on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. Time included this novel in its "Time 100 Best English-language Novels from 1923-2005."

 

I assume that this Edwin Tobergta guy will be sent to an analyst of his own, and the conversations that will take place ought to be rather amusing.

That pool float was asking for it.

That pool float was asking for it.

 

I agree. Floating around with everything hanging out like that.

Whatever floats your boat...

Whatever floats your boat...

 

In this instance, sounds like HE was floating the boat.

In this instance, sounds like HE was floating the boat.

 

More like he was (motor) boating the float...

.....

 

I bet that pumpkin was hot.

 

Maybe back then, but that was way back in 2002.

 

That pumpkin is nothing but an aged bitter jealous worn out hasbeen now.

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