June 12, 201412 yr Seriously, this guy needs some intense group therapy and maybe some drugs. Jail is obviously not the answer.
June 12, 201412 yr Stinking little floaty tramp. Pool noodles are the worst though...always coming on to you, with their bright colors, and just when you think you might get lucky..."splash"...their gone...laughing at you as they float away. Harlots, the whole lot of them.:rage: Edited June 12, 201412 yr by BigVMan23
June 12, 201412 yr Seriously, this guy needs some intense group therapy and maybe some drugs. Jail is obviously not the answer. Or a private pool.
June 12, 201412 yr He's better off with the float lol I think you're right, they just needed to get a room. If he fancies a float, who are we to say who his compatible mate is? All that we can hope for anyone is that they have found their perfect soul mate, and are happily in love. I understand that the Float's family is planning a fun filled poolside party for their wedding reception on their magical day. It sounds like it'll be a real splash, and everyone is just dripping with excitement. Since the bride's parents are footing the expensive bill, I sure hope that they can financially stay afloat, and not go down the drain. They're presently keeping some of the surprise activities airtight, but it's already been leaked that they're planning an exciting musical guest to provide the jams. No one knows who just yet but they've narrowed their choices down to: The Drowning Pool, Oasis, Johnny Rivers, Credence Clearwater Revival, Puddle of Mudd, Billy Ocean, Muddy Waters, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, or Rivers Cuomo the vocalist for Weezer. Hopeful the day goes swimmingly, and they share a long happy and joyful smooth sailing life. Edited June 12, 201412 yr by B-Ball-fan
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