October 17, 201312 yr You refer to your wallet as your Billfold. Who else has a funny you know you are old when... And Billfold was ChiefSmoke in the football forum.
October 17, 201312 yr If you remember when.... Kickers kicked the ball straight on when attempting PATs and field goals and kicking off. There was no three point line except in the ABA. There was no DH in baseball. Tennis rackets were wood. Golf Club woods were made of.........wood. There was only one Astro-Turf field and everyone knew where it was.
October 17, 201312 yr You think about that deed every 7 days instead of 7 seconds and a great date is a meal and a pill.
October 17, 201312 yr From Tim McGraws song "Back When": Back when a hoe was a hoe Coke was a coke And crack's what you were doing When you were cracking jokes Back when a screw was a screw The wind was all that blew And when you said I'm down with that Well it meant you had the flu
October 17, 201312 yr You know your old when your daily pills don't look like Fred and Barney when your knees pop more than your knuckles do when you remember 3 shots to make 2
October 17, 201312 yr When you start sentences with "have I told you this story already?" Oh so true!!!
October 17, 201312 yr When you carry a small pad to write down something you don't want to forget, only to discover the disintegrated paper in your shirt pocket when putting away your clothes after wash day.
October 17, 201312 yr When you start sentences with "have I told you this story already?" :lol2: :lol2:
October 17, 201312 yr ...when presidents had improper relationships with other women and we didn't find out until they were dead.
October 17, 201312 yr They say when you get old, that you lose 3 things. #1 is your mind......................and I can't remember the other 2.
October 17, 201312 yr I turn on the radio to get news, I talk to real live bank tellers when I deposit or get money, I don't know a single song on the Top 40, I get advice from my sons, I'm older than my pastor, and "didn't we just have Halloween?"
October 17, 201312 yr When you refer to your pants as "trousers" When you have on the oldie station and they are playing songs you listened to when you were in school. When you are telling your son something and you think to yourself did I just sound like my parents.
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