I always go into Wal-Mart at the left front entrance. Doesn't matter which Wal-Mart it is or what I'm going in for, it's always the left front entrance. Drives my wife bonkers.

No clue how this one started (and not sure if I mentioned it in any of the previous 7 pages) but sometimes when I urinate I stand on one leg.

 

I guess I'm working on strengthening my core.

 

Me too!

 

:lol:

Thanks a heck of a lot, Randy.

Why couldn't it have been "Layla"?

 

Had that been me, my first -- and likely correct -- assumption was that I had died in the middle of the night, and that my final disposition had not been a pleasant one. "Friends In Low Places" would certainly confirm my worst fears.

Bringing this thread back again for two reasons:

 

1) The song I woke up with this morning was Bicycle Race by Queen. Great way to start a day.

 

2) I just peed standing on one leg. I don't get the fascination. :lol2:

I always go into Wal-Mart at the left front entrance. Doesn't matter which Wal-Mart it is or what I'm going in for, it's always the left front entrance. Drives my wife bonkers.

 

What if it's after 10 and that's the entrance they close off after hours?

What if it's after 10 and that's the entrance they close off after hours?

 

:lol2:

 

I go in the only open entrance, but I'm none to happy about it.

 

2) I just peed standing on one leg. I don't get the fascination. :lol2:

 

Rookie.

I flush before I am done urinating....

I flush before I am done urinating....

 

My girlfriend yells at me all the time for this. I'm glad in not alone.

My girlfriend yells at me all the time for this. I'm glad in not alone.

 

My wife gets a kick out of it.

 

Its always timed so that I am done by the time the flush is complete. I start the flush at full stream though.

Bringing this thread back again for two reasons:

 

1) The song I woke up with this morning was Bicycle Race by Queen. Great way to start a day.

 

2) I just peed standing on one leg. I don't get the fascination. :lol2:

 

 

Try the other leg. That'll probably do it.

I must start my day with two cups of coffee and end it with two.

 

I must be early to anything, if I am even on time I am freaking out.

 

Before I go to bed I have to check my alarm at least three times and every time I wake up in the middle of the night I check it every time before I can go get back in bed.

 

My bills in my wallet must be in order ascending from the 1's to the 20's. I must always have at least 100 dollars in my wallet. If not, I will stop at an ATM and make it right.

 

I can sleep anywhere in any position during daylight, at night, it must be completely dark and not a sound. I am on the road a lot and getting the drapes completely closed in a motel without a shimmer of light is a challenge sometimes. I have literally gotten up 10-12 times to adjust them.

 

I cannot start eating until I have prepared everything, such as, baked potato condiments completely placed, bread buttered, everything salt and peppered.

 

I must have milk whenever I eat peanut butter. I have gone to the store whenever I have made a sandwich and noticed we are out of milk.

 

Eggs must be fried medium or I will not eat them.

 

I only drink pepsi out of a can and coke from a bottle or fountain.

Never use salt on food.

 

Call women mam'm, will not a women open the door for me.

 

Made 3 errors in one season of softball, and the next year made 3 in one inning. Had 19 walks in 21 at bats in a World tourney.

 

Will not use a straw for a cold drink (shakes OK)

 

Call back a waitress/waiter if one of my sons doesn't say thank you/please.

 

Wear Bama clothes during games. Could wear a different Bama cap for a whole month.

 

Use a napkin for every bite of food, had a beard my whole life. very slow eater.

 

Cry during movies and at the same spots on certain Andy Griffith shows. (knowing full well whats gonna happen)

 

Was reading through the thread and had to bring this post back up.

 

Some good ones in his list that tell you what he was all about. Gotta love AL. RIP my man.

I flush before I am done urinating....

 

Its always timed so that I am done by the time the flush is complete. I start the flush at full stream though.

 

Try the other leg. That'll probably do it.

 

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

I flush before I am done urinating....

 

I do to. Try to time it to end at the same time.