I do not like to carry around wrinkled money. So, I assume like most other normal people, I regularly iron my money. Soemtimes even use spray starch. Yes, it works. No, the money does not burn because it's not actually paper, it's made of cotton/linen.

 

I can't stand flies. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing at the time, if a fly gets in the house, it gets my full, undivided attention until it is killed and then I resume my prior activity - such as ironing my money.

Doesn't really matter what I'm doing at the time, if a fly gets in the house, it gets my full, undivided attention until it is killed and then I resume my prior activity - such as ironing my money.

:laugh: :clap:

I do not like to carry around wrinkled money. So, I assume like most other normal people, I regularly iron my money. Soemtimes even use spray starch. Yes, it works. No, the money does not burn because it's not actually paper, it's made of cotton/linen.

 

I can't stand flies. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing at the time, if a fly gets in the house, it gets my full, undivided attention until it is killed and then I resume my prior activity - such as ironing my money.

:lol: So flies trump wrinkled money, got it.

I do not like to carry around wrinkled money. So, I assume like most other normal people, I regularly iron my money. Soemtimes even use spray starch. Yes, it works. No, the money does not burn because it's not actually paper, it's made of cotton/linen.

 

I can't stand flies. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing at the time, if a fly gets in the house, it gets my full, undivided attention until it is killed and then I resume my prior activity - such as ironing my money.

 

And I keep hearing the economy is in the crapper.

 

PS - when I iron my money I have to wait a while before I put it back in my pocket. Seems that nickels, dimes and quarters really burn when too close to sensitive skin.

And I keep hearing the economy is in the crapper.

 

PS - when I iron my money I have to wait a while before I put it back in my pocket. Seems that nickels, dimes and quarters really burn when too close to sensitive skin.

 

:clap: Cute. When I first started reading your post and the line "I have to wait a while before I put it back in my pocket", I immediately thought, "Wow, this guy does the same thing as me" because you do have to wait a second or two for the paper money to cool off. Because it's made of crushed cotton/linen fibers, it does retain heat for a few seconds. Of course, I continued reading on and realized you were just poking at me . . . . . .

PS - when I iron my money I have to wait a while before I put it back in my pocket. Seems that nickels, dimes and quarters really burn when too close to sensitive skin.

That is how you literally "coin" the phrase "burning a hole in your pocket"!

I'm really OCD..

 

I eat items 1 thing at a time. No food shall ever mix or touch. I always have all food brought in own bowls or plates when I eat out. I can't shower without going #2 first. Sometimes if I'm struggling, I'll turn the shower on.

 

When at work, if I have to use a pool car, I find it really hard to function...not kidding. I like compartments and storage containers. My front seat of my work vehicle has a thing that goes over the backrest to hold lots of items. I thing rigged up another thing that has compartments in it attached to the other and it fills the bottom partbof the seat. I then have several 3M hooks to hold hats and wires. Then things such as my printer, flashlight charger, splitter for my chargers,and bottle Purel are all velcro'd in place. Everything has a home, if it's out of place I get VERY annoyed.

:clap: Cute. When I first started reading your post and the line "I have to wait a while before I put it back in my pocket", I immediately thought, "Wow, this guy does the same thing as me" because you do have to wait a second or two for the paper money to cool off. Because it's made of crushed cotton/linen fibers, it does retain heat for a few seconds. Of course, I continued reading on and realized you were just poking at me . . . . . .

 

Sorry, no. I may have the odd peculiarity here and there, but ironing money is downright strange.

 

I do like to see what kind of poker hands the serial numbers on my paper money produce, though.

Have to sleep on my left side, and always on the right side of the bed.

 

Can not sleep in silence, go to bed listening to Mark Levin or 700WLW's America's Truckin' Network(I know, odd combo.).

 

When I read a book I have to have my headphones on (classical music), the silence is the distraction.

 

When I empty my shopping cart at Krogers I insist on bagging my own stuff, that way it's easier on me when I get home since I have 2 refrigerators.

 

In the winter time I will go to bed with a hoodie on and the hood up on my head. Wife says she sleeps with the "unibomber".

 

Have not and will not watch a second of Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Amazing Race, etc....., but didn't miss and episode of Bret Michael's Rock of Love.

 

Everytime wife and kids put dishes away I have to go back and rearrange them.

 

When driving to work listen to news talk, when coming home from work 80"s hair metal.

 

Always set my clock in bedroom 15 minutes ahead so I get hit the snooze a couple of times, but set my alarm on phone at time I need to get out of bed. I place the phone on dresser so I have to get up to turn off.

 

Get TOTALLY "urinated off" when my plans are changed at the last minute.

Have to sleep on my left side, and always on the right side of the bed.

 

Can not sleep in silence, go to bed listening to Mark Levin or 700WLW's America's Truckin' Network(I know, odd combo.).

 

When I read a book I have to have my headphones on (classical music), the silence is the distraction.

 

When I empty my shopping cart at Krogers I insist on bagging my own stuff, that way it's easier on me when I get home since I have 2 refrigerators.

 

In the winter time I will go to bed with a hoodie on and the hood up on my head. Wife says she sleeps with the "unibomber".

 

Have not and will not watch a second of Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Amazing Race, etc....., but didn't miss and episode of Bret Michael's Rock of Love.

 

Everytime wife and kids put dishes away I have to go back and rearrange them.

 

When driving to work listen to news talk, when coming home from work 80"s hair metal.

 

Always set my clock in bedroom 15 minutes ahead so I get hit the snooze a couple of times, but set my alarm on phone at time I need to get out of bed. I place the phone on dresser so I have to get up to turn off.

 

Get TOTALLY "urinated off" when my plans are changed at the last minute.

 

Based on reading your posts on many of these various threads, you are never worried about not being politically correct either, and I am good with that.

Based on reading your posts on many of these various threads, you are never worried about not being politically correct either, and I am good with that.

 

Correct, how in the world did I forget this one, Thanks.

 

Also I should add, when I go to the bathroom at home I always take the Atlas of America with me, I love looking at maps. Although I hate when I get up to leave and my legs are asleep.

I have to sleep with fan on.

 

I rub my feet together not only when sleeping but laying in bed watching TV. (wife calls me a mosquito)

 

I read the newspaper boxscores every morning no matter what sport.

 

I hate sleeping with a shirt on.

 

I refuse to watch ESPN or any other channel that is offered in HD on the regular Plasma.

 

I shave starting from the neck up.

 

I let my dog knarl on my hands from time to time leaving marks.

Let's not get into all the minute details. I don't have the time.

 

What galls me, however, is when people relish crummy music. I feel compelled to correct this disappointing behavior. And not always in a nice way, but in a Nurse Ratched sort of way.

I do not like to carry around wrinkled money. So, I assume like most other normal people, I regularly iron my money. Soemtimes even use spray starch. Yes, it works. No, the money does not burn because it's not actually paper, it's made of cotton/linen.

 

I can't stand flies. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing at the time, if a fly gets in the house, it gets my full, undivided attention until it is killed and then I resume my prior activity - such as ironing my money.

 

Whenever I'm ironing clothes, I always iron the bills I have in my pocket.

I rub my feet together not only when sleeping but laying in bed watching TV. (wife calls me a mosquito)

 

Oooo....good one. I'm guilty of that as well.