A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.

:eek:

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fort+Thomas

 

Not that it's a shallow, biased, myopic opinion or anything... :lol:

You have way too much time on your hands RTS. :lol:

You have way too much time on your hands RTS. :lol:

So true this week! :lol:

 

Actually a friend sent me this, one that doesn't live in Fort Thomas, albeit. I've been dealing with this kind of harassment from my buddies since I moved here 22 years ago. :lol:

So true this week! :lol:

 

Actually a friend sent me this, one that doesn't live in Fort Thomas, albeit. I've been dealing with this kind of harassment from my buddies since I moved here 22 years ago. :lol:

 

Social climber.

Social climber.

:lol:

Just wait until Birdsfan reads this thread!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have a friend who lives in the Fort and he actually agrees with the definition. Funny.

I have a friend who lives in the Fort and he actually agrees with the definition. Funny.

 

:lol: I was gonna say, doesn't sound to far from the truth. :lol:

The "thugs being driven around by their moms" made me laugh.

Bravo, Bravo.

Where is the south side of town - Maysville?

Any other KY cities make the dictionary?

I have a friend who lives in the Fort and he actually agrees with the definition. Funny.

 

Hahaha, I do too. By the way, where I grew up, "The Fort" was a Fort Mitchell term...

Any other KY cities make the dictionary?

 

There are a few, but most that do have definitions that are either kind of lame, or not appropriate to post on here. If you decide to go searching a little bit, I might suggest definition #3 for "Lexington" or #3 "Paducah", #5 for "Bowling Green" - they're mildly entertaining.