August 12, 201016 yr It was so hot, I was plowing corn with my horses, the corn started popping, the horses saw it, thought it was snow and froze to death.
August 12, 201016 yr It's so hot that TTC, RTS, BluegrassCard, Bluto and History took left turns to get to the nearest shade. hehehehe....that was funny. BUT, for the record, I'm a moderate on social issues, so occasional left hand turns are allowed in the TTC household.:sssh:
August 12, 201016 yr It's so hot that: 1. Satan is considering a job-related (thus tax-deductible) move out of Hell. (is that ok to say on here?) 2. I'm actually contemplating a switch to less-filling light American style beers for the remainder of the summer. 3. Al Gore is on the lecture circuit again.
August 12, 201016 yr That spindoc drank 60 oz of Mt. Dew in less than 7 innings, and he had to stop, and use the bathroom 7 times between GABP and Ashland.
August 12, 201016 yr That spindoc drank 60 oz of Mt. Dew in less than 7 innings, and he had to stop, and use the bathroom 7 times between GABP and Ashland. He can't help it, he has a bladder of a 7 year old girl.
August 12, 201016 yr It's so hot that: 3. Al Gore is on the lecture circuit again. The sad thing is that it's true....funny, but true.
August 12, 201016 yr It's so hot that TTC, RTS, BluegrassCard, Bluto and History took left turns to get to the nearest shade. It ain't THAT hot,now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
August 12, 201016 yr It's hotter than 2 hamsters farting in a wool sock on a sunny afternoon! This one is for Birdsfan: ...I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. Nice! :lol: :laugh: :jump:
August 12, 201016 yr It's so hot... -the sun was looking for some shade -A-Rod tested positive for Snapple -Satan took the day off -the cows are giving evaporated milk -I saw a funeral procession go through the Dairy Queen drive thru -I saw some winos passing around a Dilly Bar
August 12, 201016 yr This one is for Birdsfan: ...I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. :notworthy: :notworthy:
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