Lets hear some good ones.

 

Its so hot................

The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs and the birds had to pick up worms with potholders.

Its hotter than whiskey nipples!

That my Central air broke down and I had to pay $200 bucks to get it fixed !

It's hotter than 2 hamsters farting in a wool sock on a sunny afternoon!

I can't post my repsonse. I will get in trouble! :lol:

I can't post my repsonse. I will get in trouble! :lol:

Since when does hotness posting about hotness get one in trouble? :

............then a one footed chicken on a metal roof.

It's so hot that TTC, RTS, BluegrassCard, Bluto and History took left turns to get to the nearest shade.

It's so hot that TTC, RTS, BluegrassCard, Bluto and History took left turns to get to the nearest shade.

 

It ain't THAT hot,now.

The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs and the birds had to pick up worms with potholders.

 

Wow...that took me back! My grandpa used to say that. He died in '99 and I don't think I've heard it since then.

This one is for Birdsfan:

 

...I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

I tried to take a cold shower but the water turned to vapor before I could wash off my shampoo.

You know it's hot when ............you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

This one is for Birdsfan:

 

...I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

 

I watched a squirrel lay on the concrete on my porch under my deck cooling off!