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If You Were God, 10 Things You'd Ban From Television

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All commercials except during the Super Bowl

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5. Plastic face Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid

7. MSNBC (although nobody watches it anyway so who would notice?)

10. Poker tournaments on ESPN/ESPN2

 

:lol::thumb:

 

5. I would add Joe Biden to that fake look (and fake in reality), all could do a commercial for Botox along with Biden being a national spokesman FOR drinking, Biden imo is the modern day Billy Carter with one exception (people actually liked ol Billy, he was harmless).

 

7. :ylsuper:

 

10. How could I have forgotten all the televised Poker and the like! :ohbrother: I have yet to understand how Poker is a sport, Man aren't those people some well conditioned athletes :D.

 

an additional comment not related to your post...........I would also add pro Wrestling to my list.

Can't take my boy off the air if you leave Bill O'Reilly

 

I have to agree with him on Hannity, as I said earlier I like Fox News (most of it anyway) but not a fan of S.H..

 

O'Reilly is my favorite of any news programming on any channel.

There is nothing quite like watching Major League Baseball with your family and having your 7 year old daughter say "Mommy, just what is erectile dysfunction?":ohbrother::scared::isurrender:

 

Please, hole in the ground, open up and swallow me whole...

 

:thumb: I heard a guy say that he had a small child (his son) while out fishing and after catching a fish stand up in the boat and start singing "Viva Viagra" in celebration.

Keith Oberman

Chris Matthews

Rachel Maddow

ABC

NBC

CBS

CNBC

CNN

Katie Kourack

Brian Williams

60 Minutes

 

Very good list Xtiger. :thumb:

God already gave me 2 tools to ban anything I don't want to see. The remote and my thumb. He also invented DVDs of my favorite shows so when there is nothing on to watch, I can always be entertained. :thumb:

 

:clap::clap::thumb:

I think if I was God,I would ban Television all togather.

:lol::thumb:

 

5. I would add Joe Biden to that fake look (and fake in reality), all could do a commercial for Botox along with Biden being a national spokesman FOR drinking, Biden imo is the modern day Billy Carter with one exception (people actually liked ol Billy, he was harmless).

 

7. :ylsuper:

 

10. How could I have forgotten all the televised Poker and the like! :ohbrother: I have yet to understand how Poker is a sport, Man aren't those people some well conditioned athletes :D.

 

an additional comment not related to your post...........I would also add pro Wrestling to my list.

 

If we go that route, I'd like to throw in auto racing. Zero athleticism there.

If we go that route, I'd like to throw in auto racing. Zero athleticism there.

 

True but they must sweat a lot in those suits because you don't see many fat drivers.

The way I look at it, I've got the remote to "play God" all I want. I wouldn't ban things that others enjoy just because I don't like them.

True but they must sweat a lot in those suits because you don't see many fat drivers.

 

Maybe I should go into car racing. :D

1. PGA Golf

2. Womens Golf

3. Tennis

4. Ophra

5. Soap Network

6. Home Shopping Network and QVC

7. All MTV Reality Shows

8. Oxygn Channel

9. CSPAN

10 and More Golf

For many on here that would be "Must See TV."

 

Nah, Must see TV would be Clyde losing his fingers and watching him try to type his P&R post by frantically tapping on the keyboard with his nose. :D

 

Just kidding my friend. I hope you and yours have a great day. :thumb:

TV annoys me more and more every day.

 

Here is my list:

 

1. Girls Gone Wild an phone "companionship" advertisements

2. ExTenze, Cialis, and Enzyte commercials

3. Any commercial regarding feminine hygiene products

4. Commercials about herpes simplex pills and their ilk

5. Commercials touting gas relief

6. Daytime talk, including The View, Oprah, Jerry Springer, Sally Jessie, and similar programs, and certain nightimte talk to include Nancy Grace, Bill Maher, Larry King, anything on MSNBC, and (believe it or not) Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, and Geraldo Rivera. Bill O'Reilly can stay.

7. Any television show, of any kind, purporting to be reality TV and showing as its primary focus people living together or people trying to get hooked up with one another (Bachelor and Bachelorette). Other so-called "reality" TV showing various kinds of competitions (Top Chef, Dancing With Stars, Survivor, Donald Trump's show) are tolerated.

8. That channel that has nothing but made-for-TV-movies for women where everyone is a victim and everyone's always crying.

9. QVC. However, other infomercials with Billy Mayes or that talk about sending it 4 easy payments of $19.99 for great ginsu steak knives, those are OK.

10. AXE body spray commercials.

 

 

Its good to be the king.[/QUOTE]

 

I love the "History of the World, Part 1" reference. It is one of my favorite movies. Up there with all the Mel Brooks movies!:thumb:

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