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If You Were God, 10 Things You'd Ban From Television

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1. Jerry Springer

2. Jon & Kate Plus 8, Little People-Big World

3. HGTV

4. Oprah, Ellen, & The View

5. Anything to do with erectile dysfuntion or getting bigger or more excited.

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^ My roommates were watching Gary Unmarried yesterday. I don't think I've ever watched a more predictable show in my life.

 

It is predictable, but I think the kids are funny. It's not a bad filler show, but I don't think I'd watch it if it wasn't DVR'ed...

 

If you don't watch Rules of Engagement, I'd suggest you start. It has David (I think) Warburton, aka Puddy from Seinfeld & David Spade. Then 2 pretty good lookin' ladies.

 

Funny stuff.

TV annoys me more and more every day.

 

Here is my list:

 

1. Girls Gone Wild an phone "companionship" advertisements

2. ExTenze, Cialis, and Enzyte commercials

3. Any commercial regarding feminine hygiene products

4. Commercials about herpes simplex pills and their ilk

5. Commercials touting gas relief

6. Daytime talk, including The View, Oprah, Jerry Springer, Sally Jessie, and similar programs, and certain nightimte talk to include Nancy Grace, Bill Maher, Larry King, anything on MSNBC, and (believe it or not) Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, and Geraldo Rivera. Bill O'Reilly can stay.

7. Any television show, of any kind, purporting to be reality TV and showing as its primary focus people living together or people trying to get hooked up with one another (Bachelor and Bachelorette). Other so-called "reality" TV showing various kinds of competitions (Top Chef, Dancing With Stars, Survivor, Donald Trump's show) are tolerated.

8. That channel that has nothing but made-for-TV-movies for women where everyone is a victim and everyone's always crying.

9. QVC. However, other infomercials with Billy Mayes or that talk about sending it 4 easy payments of $19.99 for great ginsu steak knives, those are OK.

10. AXE body spray commercials.

 

 

Its good to be the king.

 

Throw the SOAP network in here, and that would be my list.

Oh, and at my age, those commercials about old guys that "have to go all the time" hit a little close to home. It's dangerous to turn on a faucet in my immediate vicinity sometimes.

60 Minutes

 

Who doesnt like 60 Minutes?

I'd ban Nancy Grace. I'd actually cut out her tongue.

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Oh, and at my age, those commercials about old guys that "have to go all the time" hit a little close to home. It's dangerous to turn on a faucet in my immediate vicinity sometimes.

 

Yes, I would get that on there. I don't want to watch or be reminded about not being able to go pee.

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I'd ban Nancy Grace. I'd actually cut out her tongue.

 

She's despicable.

1) Commercials that deal with animals or babies that talk. It was cute 7 years ago, but the act has gotten old.

 

2) Rachel Maddow. Seriously, what moron put her on the air? Her show is horrendous.

 

3) Sean Hannity. Used to be entertaining, but he has become flat out annoying and he reminds me of a marsupial.

 

4) People crying on The Biggest Loser. I say they need to add a pound to the next weigh in if they start crying.

 

5) Lifetime Channel

 

6) Oxygen Channel

 

7) Days of Our Lives. My wife DVRs this show everyday and it leaves me scratching my head as to why I am with her.

 

8) Medicine commercials.

 

9) He went to Jared.

 

10) Movies that come on AMC that are not classic movies. Other day Terminator 3 was on there. Seriously? Turner Classic is not as bad as AMC is about this.

Well if she comes up with her tongue missing we can watch The Clyde goes to Jail show.

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Yeah, Big 10 football Saturday's on ESPN are right up there with the most hideous forms of torture.

Well if she comes up with her tongue missing we can watch The Clyde goes to Jail show.

 

For many on here that would be "Must See TV."

Ohhh! I missed that one. If I come home just one more time to see my wife watching some house fix-it-up show so she can hand me a list . . .

 

Amen!!! My wife goes to bed with HGTV or any show involving fixing up a house and/or yard. Then she says to me "There's no reason our yard or house can't look like that."

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