Be nice:

"Yes, it does look like the Blistex, isn't working. I would recommend that you use, a light balm or apply a second coat Coach, like mine".

"I did not say anything about your hat, so why do you have to mock my 'boggan?"

I'll give you five bucks for that boggan. It would match my gloves perfectly.

"Talk to the hand because the zebra dosen't listen!"

I'm waiting for the first person to ask what a 'boggan is.

I got this awesome glove at the Michael Jackson charity auction. Now BEAT IT coach.

"5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar foootlong."

Coach you might want to stay back. The kids decided to dance instead of playing football.

Okay Coach, let me make sure I have this straight, This could be the fastest, most athletic team ever.....

Stop,,,Hammertime!

Those are the biggest I-Pod ear buds I have every seen.

Stop right there!

 

But my girlfriend is in there.

 

A lot of guys girlfriends are in there...

Coach we are out of the onion rings would you like something else.

Coach, I'm sorry. I realize the fan from Ashland wearing shorts has the ugliest legs you've ever seen, but there's nothing I can do about that.