Mom says...."Wonder if its too late to play soccer?"

Stretch Armstrong and his partners demonstrate their "Sandwich" Dance for the Dancing With The Stars judges.

"Which way did he go George, which way did he go?"

"Am I across the goaline? Allow me to look at the Jumbotron."

Reminds me of the movie, 'Little Giants'.

Scouting Report: "It is like their top receiver has eyes in the back of his head!"

In my best Bobby Bouchey voice, "Number 80".

Look Bubba!, His nose is sticking out the ear hole!

They said to keep my head on a swivel.

Coach always says to keep my head up...

How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop? Woodsie the Owl says three, but only one to score a touchdown!!!

Who turned the lights out.

 

Now I know how George Bush sees things.

$25,000 fine for helment to helment contact.

Oh, I'm sorry number 80. Did you want something? I was busy scoring. Ouch!

I can't see with this thing on!