Reminds me of the scene from Necessary Roughness:

 

We have unsportsmanlike conduct on #52...Synkutzu Forearm thrust to the wideout...Takatami and swordblock to the upback...Wallimawatzu kick to the...forget. Firstdown!

Hey #10...Wake up! The game's already started.

Headline:

KHSAA leads the way with the initiation of MMA rules.

WWE heavy weight champ!

That Cheerleader you were talking too is...my SISTER!!!

"Hey 'bro, is that a BGP t-shirt you are wearing, under your jersey. Let me see that new design, why you run your pattern".

I swallowed my mouth-piece, help #52!

After screaming "No the water doesn't suck!" to his opponent for no apparent reason Bobby Boucher lays another thunderous tackle on a helpless opponent.

Sorry number 10, that last hit your lineman put on me was so hard I mistook your head for the ball. Funny, never had a ball scream and spit at me for grabbing it before....hmmm.

#52 I have an itch right under my chin will you get that?

Goochie Goochie Goo

I knew those Karate lessons would come in handy some day.

Have some of my judo chop!

Show me Sand the Floor!

But Ref,.....I didn't think it was a horse collar tackle if he didn't have the ball.....