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Favorite Movie Quotes

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Your right Jim...So this is for you brother

 

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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Your right Jim...So this is for you brother

 

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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Your my boy Blue!!

 

I Like you but your Crazy

 

-Old School.

My current favorite quote is:

 

Robert Redford in The Natural

 

"If you play me, you'll get the best I got."

 

Words to live by.

My current favorite quote is:

 

Robert Redford in The Natural

 

"If you play me, you'll get the best I got."

 

Words to live by.

 

I absolutely love this movie. Won an extemporaneous speech competition in high school, and my finishing speech was Wilford Brimley's "I should have been a farmer . . ." speech.:thumb:

Harry: Hi Lloyd!

Lloyd: Hi Harry!

Harry: How was your day?

Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again

 

Dumb and Dumber

HAhaha still laugh at that one!!

 

ALSO

Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.

Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.

Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.

Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

From Vanilla Sky:

 

My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works... David (Tom Cruise)

 

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. Sofia (Penelope Cruz)

 

Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour. Brian (Jason Lee)

 

Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you. David

 

I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry. David

 

You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone. Brian

 

I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer. David

Harry: Hi Lloyd!

Lloyd: Hi Harry!

Harry: How was your day?

Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off a jet way again

 

Dumb and Dumber

HAhaha still laugh at that one!!

 

ALSO

Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.

Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.

Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.

Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

 

Love the Samsonite line. Whenever Im with my friends and somone says something pretty stupid we'll say Man your samsonite.

"I'll make it", from Hoosiers.

 

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash,". from Top Gun.

"Seven years of college down the drain" John Belushi, Animal House

"Hold on a second..I gotta guy on the other line about some whitewalls." Lou (Major League,when asked if he would like to manage the Indians).

 

"We keep you alive to serve this ship..row well and live." (Quintus Arius--Ben Hur).

 

"Why,Johnny Ringo..you look as if someone just walked over your grave."..Doc Holiday...Tombstone.

Very funny movie. I like the one quote.

 

" At least I am not # 38.... :lol:

 

I'm sorry, usually I'm not too nitpicky about these things, but Clerks is one of my favorite all-tme movies. It's "#36", not '#38'.

 

I think Jay's introduction rant is easily my favorite Jay moment in the entire View Askewniverse.

 

Also from that movie, a line that, as a warrior in the battle that is customer service, I thoroughly enjoy:

 

Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?

Randal Graves: Annoying Customer.

 

And probably my most favorite dialogue of all time, between Randal (who's the clerk at RST Video), and someone I would describe as a typical customer:

 

Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good?... Sir?

Randal Graves: What?

Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?

Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?

Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

Indecisive Video Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?

Randal Graves: Nope.

Indecisive Video Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?

Randal Graves: Oh, they [inhale profusely].

Indecisive Video Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!

Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.

Indecisive Video Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate-

Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Indecisive Video Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal Graves: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Indecisive Video Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!

Randal Graves: And I hope it feels good.

Indecisive Video Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?

Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Indecisive Video Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here.

Randal Graves: You'll be missed.

Indecisive Video Customer: [Goodbye to] you!

[leaves]

Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: [who has been standing outside, and has no idea what's going on] Yeah!

From "Casablanca"

Major Strasser:"What is your nationality"?

Rick (Bogie):"I'm a drunkard".

Renault (Claude Rains):"Which makes Rick a citizen of the world".

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