May the force be with you...

Best movie line ever...............

 

You're killing me, Smalls.

 

 

I use that quote all the time.

From Slingblade:

Carl: It ain't got no gas in it.

 

Mr Childers: You see.. always check the simpliest things first, Scooter.

The black awareness rally scene in the movie Coming to America!!

Lloyd: Here why don't you take this extra pair of gloves I have.

Harry: Your telling me that you've had an extra pair of gloves and you didn't tell me?

Lloyd: Yeah, we're in the Rockies.

 

Right as Harry starts to get that crazy look in his eyes.

 

 

Just when I thought you could not do anything more stupid..... You totally redeem yourself...

From Anchorman:

 

Ron: Veronica and I are taking up this new fad, I think its called...jogging, or it could be "yogging" with a soft J. Apparently you just run...for an extendend period of time.

^^ :lol:

Anchorman.

 

Baxter: Bark, bark, bark, ruff, ruff.

Ron (to his dog Baxter): What? You pooped in the refrigerator, and you ate a whole wheel of cheese... I'm not even mad. I'm actually quite amazed.

May the force be with you...

"May the Schwartz be with you...."

I can't believe that none of you guys posted this yet!!!!

 

Bull Durham....70% of the lines in the movie are pricless!! :ylsuper: :ylsuper:

- Skip: Don't take this the wrong way Millie, but if I catch you in here again I'll ban you from the ballpark.

- Millie: You can't ban me from the ballpark because my daddy donated the scoreboard.

- Skip: What do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all season.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I don't hit no man first.

 

Crash Davis: All right, then... [throws him a baseball]

 

Crash Davis: ... hit me in the chest with that.

 

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: I'd kill you!

 

Crash Davis: Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.

Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

BY FAR THE BEST IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!

 

And yes I changed some words to save me from the mod squad!

 

 

Annie Savoy: These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other.

 

Crash Davis: Time out. Why do you get to choose?

 

Annie Savoy: What?

 

Crash Davis: Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose?

 

Annie Savoy: Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do nothing. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.

[Crash laughs]

 

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?

 

Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.

 

Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?

 

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, "some words that can't be used on here", the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core photos, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[pause]

Crash Davis: Goodnight.

 

Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

 

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?

Crash Davis: Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a stewardess on it, don't you think? :lol: :lol: :lol: