April 25, 200719 yr Smokey and the Bandit: Junior: "You want anything Daddy"? Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick. I'm in a G** D*** hurry. also Sheriff B.T. Justice "There aint no way you came from my loins"
April 25, 200719 yr Author Smokey and the Bandit: Junior: "You want anything Daddy"? Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick. I'm in a G** D*** hurry. also Sheriff B.T. Justice "There aint no way you came from my loins" That movie is full of 'em. Bandit: Is someone chasin' you sheriff? Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Ain't nobody chasin' me boy!
April 25, 200719 yr Smokey and the Bandit: Junior: "You want anything Daddy"? Sheriff Buford T. Justice "Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick. I'm in a G** D*** hurry. also Sheriff B.T. Justice "There aint no way you came from my loins" "When we get home, Im gonna puch your momma in da mouth."
April 26, 200719 yr From City Slickers... Billy Crystal to Jack Palance: Hi Curly, killed anybody yet today? Jack Palance (Curly) Day ain't over yet.
April 26, 200719 yr “Hub: I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am. Now, go home, boy! “ Hub McCann Played by Robert Duvall Yoter
April 26, 200719 yr BY FAR THE BEST IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!!! And yes I changed some words to save me from the mod squad! Annie Savoy: These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Crash Davis: Time out. Why do you get to choose? Annie Savoy: What? Crash Davis: Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose? Annie Savoy: Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do nothing. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral. [Crash laughs] Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going? Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart. Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then? Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, "some words that can't be used on here", the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core photos, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [pause] Crash Davis: Goodnight. Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash... Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? Its funny that Costner has played 2 characters that sees this differently. :lol:
April 26, 200719 yr " I don't think that the heavy "crap" is going to get her for a while" - Caddy Shack.
April 26, 200719 yr "If you play me, you'll get the best I got." Words to live by. :thumb: :thumb: I love this line and you are so right, this fits in sports, the workplace, classroom or everyday life. :ylsuper:
April 26, 200719 yr "Have you lost your mind?" "According to my last psych evaluation, yes." from Con Air
April 26, 200719 yr And, of course, who can forget?... "Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right."
April 27, 200719 yr Author Ghostbusters II. Veego: What was will be, what is will be no more..now is the season for evil. That just sounds pretty cool!
April 27, 200719 yr Old Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis! Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR! Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" Lloyd: Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
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