February 27, 20188 yr I hate pickles. I hate the way they smell. I hate the way they taste. I hate everything about them. So once, I ordered a calzone from a local pizza place. I picked it up and got out to my car. I was driving to my house, when I smelled that smell that only a pickle could emit. I reached down in the bag, and there was a nasty, awful, disgusting pickle. (Pickles and calzones may be a common thing, but I didn't understand then and I don't understand now.) Not being able to stand the smell any longer, I rolled my window down and threw the pickle out. But I learned a valuable lesson that day, as the wind picked up the pickle, blew it back in, and smacked me in the face. Pickle litter is litter, folks. If you think otherwise, the world will smack you down. That one really made me chuckle!
February 27, 20188 yr That one really made me chuckle! My wife was not there for it, but she tells the story every chance she gets as if she witnessed it herself.
February 27, 20188 yr 6 or less degrees of separation from some well known state sports figures. Father played HS basketball with and graduated with Paul Hornung. Mother is first cousin of Shelby County's Mike Casey. Not that those connections are why they got together. They both worked at L&N Railroad offices. I remember seeing Greg Page at Central High in Louisville (second year of busing). He was not someone you would want to anger. He had his entourage with him then. He was supposed to be the next Ali. Was sad when I found out he had died from injuries in boxing. Played in a charity scramble at Kenny Perry's course when it first opened. He was at the 10th tee and hit a drive for each group. But also, he was as humble and proud as he could be when he introduced a man in overalls that was with him - his father. Edited February 28, 20188 yr by Bluegrasscard
February 28, 20188 yr Ted Kaczynski and I received the same academic degree. His dissertation was better than mine, but I keep a cleaner house than he does(did). Edited February 28, 20188 yr by Science Friction
February 28, 20188 yr Ted Kaczynski and I received the same academic degree. His dissertation was better than mine, but my I keep a cleaner house than he does(did). This thread has me concerned about you. :lol2:
February 28, 20188 yr Doctors say I have winged scapula or protruding shoulder blades. Long story short, I can crush a can with my shoulder blades.
February 28, 20188 yr If you have SiriusXM on demand, you can hear me on the January 23 episode of the game show "70s 80s 90s Now" on Volume. The episode expires in 8 hours. :lol2:
February 28, 20188 yr I used to date a girl who used to date the guy who was the youngest man to ever sit on death row in Kentucky. Holy moly.... does my life suck!!!! Please close this thread before I lose to will to live.
February 28, 20188 yr On a mission trip to Thailand a group of us were visiting a university fencing club. When they found out that I had fencing experience, they invited me to compete against one of their members, Chun. It wasn't until I was suiting up that they told me that Chun was their national champion, and had competed in the Olympics. ?? I was totally defensive, and got creamed 10-2. But I was just happy I scored!
February 28, 20188 yr Bluto, Jr. has 2 national championship rings from competing on the UK Cheerleading Squad.
February 28, 20188 yr Bengal Maniac bought my lunch one time and I told him I would buy the next time, except there isn't going to be a next time because deep down, I am a no good, selfish fiend.
February 28, 20188 yr I ended up with my wife because I was injured while fighting an 8' long bull shark off the Hilton Head coast.
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