Make sense of escrow analysis statements like it's nobody's business. :lol2:

I can fart on command anytime any place. And no I don't crap my pants. It's pretty impressive.

Not sure how other people might fare, but I'm pretty dadgum good at Final Jeopardy.

I like to get a few Road Sodas in me, stand on one leg (love me some Clyde), get the Disco Lights going, and then Juggle, including juggling under the leg I am not standing on.

 

Have the ambulance ready!

I can fart on command anytime any place. And no I don't crap my pants. It's pretty impressive.

 

Crush an empty can(beer/cola) between my shoulder blades.

Can actually speak a sentence without using the word "like" a hundred times.

I can yo-yo, even won a contest when I was in the 8th grade.

I know the call letters for all of the clear channel AM radio stations in the U.S. by heart. Radio has always been a hobby of mine and I learned most of the call signs by the time that I was 12. Now that I own several Amazon Echos, it comes in handy to tune in stations with voice commands.

I don't get offended very easily. That seems to be very rare anymore.

Circus freak.

 

I can read upside-down very well. After taking a couple semesters of Russian, I used to be pretty good at reading Cyrillic, but that's gone soft.

 

I used to be really good at stacking quarters on the end of my elbow and doing the snap thing and catching them. Tough to explain without showing you, but I don't think I can do it anymore.

Is that you Fonzie?

Consistently hit Driver off the Deck

Low cuts all day.

I can fart on command anytime any place. And no I don't crap my pants. It's pretty impressive.

 

I have a buddy that can fart "jingle bells" Funniest thing I've ever seen.

I like to get a few Road Sodas in me, stand on one leg (love me some Clyde), get the Disco Lights going, and then Juggle, including juggling under the leg I am not standing on.

 

Hambone

 

I would buy the drinks to see this duo perform this act....

I would buy the drinks to see this duo perform this act....

 

Maybe this summer, just have pink racquetballs for me.