The Arlington and Dallas police dept have revealed to us an artists sketch of the suspect that is believed to be responsible for the murder of over 53 Cowboys and emotionally assaulting millions of people at home VIA the Television.

 

We are unsure of exactly how this is going to be handled, but a visibly shaken and crying Tony Romo was not able to be consoled on the sidelines after Sunday's game.

 

The man named in the murder is Aaron Rodgers. He's typically seen throwing hail marys or filming awful TV commercials. He could be hiding anywhere. Please keep an eye out.

 

https://lockerdome.com/happygilmore/image-released-of-man-wanted-in-connection-with-murder-of-53-cowboys-in-arlington-texas

He's known as a calculated and methodical gun slinger.

Suspect is sometimes accompanied by cult-like worshipers wearing triangle cheese hats. Approach with caution.

I don't know who he is, but he's a baaaad man.

Word on the street is he's going falcon hunting this weekend.

Also goes by the name of the GOAT.

Death Penalty.

I hope a Falcon flies in and takes his eyes out.

Death Penalty.

I hope a Falcon flies in and takes his eyes out.

You got cable in the bunker?

Death Penalty.

I hope a Falcon flies in and takes his eyes out.

 

Well that's a little harsh...

Well that's a little harsh...

 

In Ref's defense, he is wanted for 53 counts of murder.

Eliminate the threat.

I am curious as to why Tony Romo wasn't one of the 53 killed

I am curious as to why Tony Romo wasn't one of the 53 killed

 

Apparently Aaron took a Practice Squad player in Tony's place as a Professional Courtesy.

He killed a lot of souls to.

i firmly believe that the President should pardon him for his crimes.