A man is suing Kim Davis because she denied him a license to marry his laptop computer.

 

Per wkyt

I don't care who this guy is... I loathe him.

If he's crazy, he should be locked up.

 

If he's sane, he should be locked up.

 

Total waste of time and money all around.

He was a Lawyer at one point and has sued several states for not allowing him to marry his computer. Even sued Apple for enabling his porn addiction.

I'm going to say this with peace and love, peace and love... They should run water on the laptop then bust it over this guy's head.

 

I mean that in the nicest possible way.

I don't know about laptops, but that Siri sounds kinda hot.

I don't know about laptops, but that Siri sounds kinda hot.

 

My Siri is male with an Australian accent. :thumb:

Is this him?

 

My Siri is male with an Australian accent. :thumb:

 

Is there an Italian female version? If so I may have to look into getting an iphone.

If this was my Siri, I could see it.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2HOZW6NkEU

How does he have sex with the laptop, open and close it over and over on his penis till he has a floppy disc.

How does he have sex with the laptop, open and close it over and over on his penis till he has a floppy disc.

 

It's like jamming a round peg in a square hole.

I don't know about laptops, but that Siri sounds kinda hot.

 

They made a movie about that with Joquain Phoenix called, Her.

 

Edit: @Hellcats beat me to it.

Nobody is dumber than people.

Should Joe Davis divorce Kim for the second time and marry his computer, would it be appropriate to term the consummation of the marriage "Farmer in the Dell"?