Try to figure out how I woke up in Japan and why PP is taking his morning constitutional outside my window.

Try to figure out how I woke up in Japan and why PP is taking his morning constitutional outside my window.

 

His grill broke.

Keep scrolling, it's a fake.

Grab a stick and a bag of marshmallows.

I think I'd be getting out my bow, and that quiver of diamond-tipped arrows that have been in the family for 30 generations. I keep recalling my grandpa telling me these weird stories of "Slavic Destiny" when I was a wee lad, when he taught me too shoot expertly although his sight was failing, but they never made sense until now.

 

It's all in this really old box I have tucked away.

Wonder how bad that will make rush hour traffic today.

Grab a beer and then go back to sleep.

Try to figure out how I woke up in Japan and why PP is taking his morning constitutional outside my window.

 

Beat me to it.

Try to figure out how I woke up in Japan and why PP is taking his morning constitutional outside my window.

 

Thats what happens when you eat rib nuggets.

Go back to bed. Won't be going to work today.

"Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum..."

Uh I'm figuring it's the Biblical Apocolypse.

Grab a beer.