April 10, 201610 yr Make up a president and a headline. Sarcasm encouraged! Here is mine : President Clinton Found Guilty of Leaking Classified Information, Espionage, Pardons Self, Fires FBI and Justice Department Heads.
April 10, 201610 yr President Clinton and The First Gentleman Welcome New Puppy Named Razorback to their White House Home.
April 10, 201610 yr President Trump Nominates African American Mother of 2, Married to a Mexican Immigrant to Supreme Court. Homophobic choice slammed by media.
April 10, 201610 yr President Trump wants to change The White House to The Trump House for duration of his term.
April 10, 201610 yr Ted Cruz hires Donald Trump as his press secretary and his first release is an apology to Mitch McConnell.
April 10, 201610 yr Clinton kills Clinton after being caught having sex with woman. But no one knows which Clinton was caught.
April 12, 201610 yr President Sanders makes his Uncles company (KFC) distribute free chicken to everyone in the country, thus bankrupting the company, The Yum center in Louisville is condemned and turned into a rec center for the youth of Louisville and the secret recipe is exposed!
April 12, 201610 yr President Trump Says "Screw Diplomacy", Fires Nukes at Russia in Response to Putin Calling Him a Bully.
April 12, 201610 yr President Johnson Balances the Budget, Promptly Impeached for "Making Too Much Sense".
April 12, 201610 yr Trump announces that Jehova Witnesses have been contracted to build the Border Wall. Completion is expected to take two weeks.
April 12, 201610 yr President Clinton turns first shovel on wall along southern border, Trump subsidiary gets contract to build.
April 12, 201610 yr President Biden, finally gives in to pressure and Pardons Hillary Clinton. Say's, "My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over."
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