United States of America Physically Splits in Two at Exact Moment President Trump Takes Office

Sanders calls Socialism "Failed Experiment"

Dalton Georgia Carpet Company calls President Cruz looking for ISIS bombing contract

Federal judge orders bars to be put on White House windows. President Clinton told to wear orange for next eight years.

Kasich tells The View, "I don't know how I got to be President either!"

"Presidential Pals Trump and Putin Ascend Brokeback Mountain ."

 

VP Bill Clinton to take over as President following indictment of President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Joe Biden named new VP.

President Cruz admits to affairs. Congress says so what, Bill did it too.

"President Clinton Nominates Barack O'Bama to Serve on SCOTUS." Republicans Cry 'Foul' , Long for Merrick Garland."

President Biden, finally gives in to pressure and Pardons Hillary Clinton.

Say's, "My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over."

Lol.

Good one.

Clinton kills Clinton after being caught having sex with woman. But no one knows which Clinton was caught.

 

I can admit I laughed out loud at this one.

President Trump Says "Screw Diplomacy", Fires Nukes at Russia in Response to Putin Calling Him a Bully.

 

I thought these were supposed to be funny and sarcastic. That's way too realistic.

President Trump impeached after he is found guilty of insider trading. Vice President Hillary Clinton to take over as President and Bill Clinton will become the new Vice President.

President Johnson takes the first step to decriminalizing marijuana with a new bill introduced to congress today.

Birthers finally win one. President Cruz forced to step down with the swing vote by strong constitutionalist Supreme Court justice he just appointed.