4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 — better commit those to memory just in case.

 

That must be a reference to some stranded on an island movie or show I have never seen.

Judge? Jim Schue. He'd likely buy into whatever ridiculous web of logic I would concoct in my defense. I think he'd also take a bribe of vinyl and good beer.

 

I was gonna say the same exact thing. I feel like I could get pretty much whatever judgment in exchange for the appropriate combination of vinyl, beer, bourbon and goetta.

 

I'm somewhat honored, but not totally. Very concerned about the questions of my ethics. :sssh:

 

Foxhole - Bugatti, we are coming out alive. Close second, spin, he will being the heat!

Deserted Island - lawildcat, Farrah is a lot better to look at than the rest of you.

Opponent - HB20, he took MMA, I wanna challenge. Or Randy if I'm feeling lazy, I'd destroy an 8-year-old

Judge - Schue, man is fair and reasonable

DA - I'm forming a dream team, Habib, CWB, Joker, and Getslow

Heart surgeon - Clyde, he'd stay cool under pressure

Therapist - Let's be real, I need two, Rockmom and mcpapa

Lead singer in a band - PP92

 

Now that's more like it. :thumb:

That must be a reference to some stranded on an island movie or show I have never seen.

 

It's worth the journey.

I picked Doc because my goal is to no longer be stranded. He seems like the type that could figure a way out.

 

If you take me, we're going to die. :lol2:

 

 

If I have to die with anyone you'd be my first choice. It'd be some great conversation before you pass away.

 

 

 

I'm not dying first.

If I have to die with anyone you'd be my first choice. It'd be some great conversation before you pass away. I'm not dying first.

"I'm not dying first" is code for, "when you die, I will eat you"...#fatjason

You may regret picking me' date=' I heard I'm a pretty bad dude.[/quote']

Just be glad someone picked you for something.

"I'm not dying first" is code for' date=' "when you die, I will eat you"...#fatjason[/quote']

LOL!

"I'm not dying first" is code for, "when you die, I will eat you"...#fatjason

 

 

I'd cremate him and spread his ashes in the sea.

 

Translation: Well done.

With you in a foxhole? Clyde - His BGP persona is "athletic" and his real persona is "scrappy". I'll take that on my team.

Stranded with you on a deserted island? MentschTrachtGottLacht - We would find our way back home, guaranteed.

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? uk#1fan - And you are all welcome.

As the judge at your trial? Watusi - He seems fair and I'm clearly not guilty.

As your defense attorney? Gametime - He wins every argument, just ask him.

As your heart surgeon? Spindoc - He may not be a surgeon but he's a smart guy and will figure things out.

As your therapist? LRCW - No better therapy than talking about the Reds.

 

Clarification - If any of these things happen in the hood I'm taking PP92 and Deuce. With the exception of Clyde they are the only other ones on here that think like a black man.

...

 

With you in a foxhole?

Stranded with you on a deserted island?

As your opponent in a gladiator battle?

As the judge at your trial?

As your defense attorney?

As your heart surgeon?

As your therapist?

 

 

(Or any others that you want to post)

Forget the foxhole--Lawnboy13 is driving the tank and Ram and Guru are my gunners.

Stranded on an island--Randy and Goldie. We are laughing and eating!

Gladiator Battle? McPapa. We would call it a tie and go get popcorn. Then sit in the front row with TAC.

Judge at my trial is Watusi. He is logical and fair.

Defense Attorney--The team of Clyde and Mentschie. But you will need TB&G for research.

Heart Surgeon? Spindoc and Beechwoodfan

Therapist? PurplePride92. He would kick my butt and tell me to get over myself.

Vacation planner--Rockmom

Gardner--Plantmanky

With you in a foxhole?

Bert, he has guns.

Stranded with you on a deserted island?

I'd take timberlake, because he can run to the other side, swim to another island for help, and if we fab a bike, we are golden.

As your opponent in a gladiator battle?

Not Bert, he has guns.

As the judge at your trial?

Getslow, no question.

As your defense attorney?

futurecoach or bballfan or Joker. They could talk and talk and talk my way out of it.

As your heart surgeon?

I'd take Randy Parker because he's the right size to hold the mirror while I do my own heart surgery and I trust his ability to pray. And Ram to put me back together because he knows what goes where.

 

As your therapist?

2C

 

 

And when it's all said and done, and timberlake and I have taken the island and made it into utopia and it's now a tourist destination for cruise ships, I'll have to set up government.

President - MTGL. If anyone understands that men plan and God laughs, he's the right guy to steer the ship.

Vice President - Clyde. He gets to second guess MTGL.

Secretary of State - Doomer, pure diplomat with principle.

Secretary of Defense - woodsrider , he would get it done.

My Supreme Court - LRCW, chief justice because I have complete faith that he will do what's right, moral, and ethical. Justices - Mitch Rapp, Mtn Ref., Commando, 75Center, JumperDad, Habib. (Hey, it's mostly a conservative island)

Ambassador of Foreign Relations - PP92, he already took over Japan.

Island Recreation director - James Schue, a no Garth zone,,,,ever. TheDeuce, to keep JS from playing obscure tracks that the tourists have never heard.

Director of Housing and Urban development - CWB, obvious choice.

The one and only member of the senate - Hoops, all we need

The one and only member of the house - Crash, because he relies on his eyeballs.

Been thinking about this so I'll give it a go.

 

In a fox hole? I'm going in by myself, more room for my guns and ammo.

Stranded with you on a deserted island? I was thinking Lawnboy because he could talk and talk and occupy time, but than I thought I'd end up killing him. I'd go with Mench or PP. Smart dudes with solid opinions that may not always match mine, but state theirs with reason.

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? Hoops5--she is just way too nice.

As the judge at your trial? Getslow--his avatar looks like a judge. Would not be Clyde--He doesn't "like" anyone.

As your defense attorney? I'd have to have a team of them. I'd go with the southern connection of Opie, Randy and McPapa. What judge wouldn't just fold over the arguments of those 3?

As your heart surgeon? Spindoc--His name says Doc.

As your therapist? Goldie.

As coach of my All A basketball team? I'd go with RCC so he could finally appreciate what the All a means to folks.

Ambassador of Foreign Relations - PP92, he already took over Japan.

Godzirrha!!

I'll have to set up government.

That is a good thread all on its own.

Director of Housing and Urban development - CWB, obvious choice.

 

Whoa whoa whoa....you're gonna make me have to deal with all of the HUD and Section 8??? Not cool man, not cool.