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What BGPer would you want ...

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With you in a foxhole?

Stranded with you on a deserted island?

As your opponent in a gladiator battle?

As the judge at your trial?

As your defense attorney?

As your heart surgeon?

As your therapist?

 

 

(Or any others that you want to post)

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... With you in a foxhole? Stranded with you on a deserted island? As your opponent in a gladiator battle? As the judge at your trial? As your defense attorney? As your heart surgeon? As your therapist? (Or any others that you want to post)

RTS

Anyone who can cook

Mnt Ref

RockMom

Getslow

Do we have any surgeons?

Goldie and RockMom

With you in a foxhole?

 

formerkywrestler because first off, the dude's tough, and secondly, I could find out once and for all if it's true that there are no atheists in foxholes.

formerkywrestler because first off, the dude's tough, and secondly, I could find out once and for all if it's true that there are no atheists in foxholes.

 

:lol2::lol2:

 

With you in a foxhole: Guru

Deserted island: spindoc

Gladiator battle opponent: You know who

Judge at your trial: hoops5

Defense attorney: Hearsay

Heart surgeon: Habib

Therapist: PP92

With you in a foxhole? Randy Parker - they would kill him first

Stranded with you on a deserted island? PP92 - he would be tweeting all day and communicate with birds to find help

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? UKFan - easily distractible

As the judge at your trial? Hoops5 - she always likes my post

As your defense attorney? Hearsay - no reason needed

As your heart surgeon? Spindoc - mouth - heart close enough

As your therapist? LRCW - cause if he cant fix me no one can.

:lol2::lol2:

 

With you in a foxhole: Guru

Deserted island: spindoc

Gladiator battle opponent: You know who

Judge at your trial: hoops5

Defense attorney: Hearsay

Heart surgeon: Habib

Therapist: PP92

 

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Therapist: Randy Parker. With the stipulation that he has to communicate his advice to me entirely in screenshots from A Christmas Story.

Foxhole - Ram

Deserted Island - TB&G

Battle Opponent - Whoever our oldest member is

Judge - Rockmom

DA - Hearsay

Heart Surgeon - Spindoc

Therapist - Randy Parker

While Getslow has all the training and intellect to be my DA, I need someone who's not afraid to bend a few rules, maybe bribe a juror or two. I think PP92 can get me out from under a charge.

foxhole- TAC-He'd show up at the last minute and take care of business

deserted island-Goldie- It would be scary for a little kid- she could be a mommy figure

gladiator opponent-Randy Parker- more my size

judge at my trial-Getslow-^see above answer

defense attorney-hoops5-just because

heart surgeon-mcpapa-just feels right

therapist-bluto-laughter is the best medicine, right? even if he's not that good with obituaries.:lol2:

In a foxhole: leatherneck.

 

With me on a desert island: formerkywrestler... he'd figure out how to keep us alive.

 

Alone on a desert island: Randy Parker... lost forever.

 

Gladiator opponent: Well I've stranded Randy on an island by himself so... PepRock01 just because things will get creative.

 

Judge at my trial: Habib... he'll keep it fair.

 

Defense attorney: Hearsay... no doubt.

 

Surgeon: Colonels_Wear_Blue... not a doctor but I just feel like if we give him enough time, he'll figure it out.

 

Therapist: spindoc... I have a feeling that the type of therapy I require on a regular basis is just someone to tell me when I'm completely full of it... he'll fit the bill there.

Judge? Jim Schue. He'd likely buy into whatever ridiculous web of logic I would concoct in my defense. I think he'd also take a bribe of vinyl and good beer.

RTS

Anyone who can cook

Mnt Ref

RockMom

Getslow

Do we have any surgeons?

Goldie and RockMom

 

You may regret picking me, I heard I'm a pretty bad dude.

You may regret picking me, I heard I'm a pretty bad dude.

Did you read that on InfoWars? LOL! :lol2:

Judge? Jim Schue. He'd likely buy into whatever ridiculous web of logic I would concoct in my defense. I think he'd also take a bribe of vinyl and good beer.

 

I was gonna say the same exact thing. I feel like I could get pretty much whatever judgment in exchange for the appropriate combination of vinyl, beer, bourbon and goetta.

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