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What BGPer would you want ...

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... With you in a foxhole? Spindoc. Tough as nails, and I know we'd fight till the very end.

 

Stranded with you on a deserted island? Cheer--n-b happy. :)

 

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? Toots- he's so nice he'd let me win.

 

As the judge at your trial? PP92. I could easily bribe him with alcohol

 

As your defense attorney? hearsay

 

As your heart surgeon? Randy Parker. He deals with hearts all the time.

 

As your therapist? Goldie. Food is always the best therapy.

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Therapist: Randy Parker. With the stipulation that he has to communicate his advice to me entirely in screenshots from A Christmas Story.

 

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

With you in a foxhole? Rocket or HB20, I take either one

 

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? Randy or Opie, they are little kids after all...I need someone I'd have a chance against

 

As the judge at your trial? Watusi or Lawnboy, they seem to have more common sense than most

 

As your defense attorney? Joker, Heresey, Getslow would be my first choices, but my man UKMF will argue all day long if he thinks he's right...so he might make it to my legal Dream Team also

 

As your heart surgeon? SpinDoc

 

As your therapist? Bluto

 

Chilling over beer and discussing life, even though I don't drink? PP92, I think we are opposite in so many ways we'd end up figuring out we were related by the time we were done.

 

Running Road Atlanta at top speed? Guru

... With you in a foxhole? Stranded with you on a deserted island? As your opponent in a gladiator battle? As the judge at your trial? As your defense attorney? As your heart surgeon? As your therapist? (Or any others that you want to post)

 

Foxhole - Bugatti, we are coming out alive. Close second, spin, he will being the heat!

Deserted Island - lawildcat, Farrah is a lot better to look at than the rest of you. :)

Opponent - HB20, he took MMA, I wanna challenge. Or Randy if I'm feeling lazy, I'd destroy an 8-year-old

Judge - Schue, man is fair and reasonable

DA - I'm forming a dream team, Habib, CWB, Joker, and Getslow

Heart surgeon - Clyde, he'd stay cool under pressure

Therapist - Let's be real, I need two, Rockmom and mcpapa

Lead singer in a band - PP92

 

Foxhole - Bugatti, we are coming out alive. Close second, spin, he will being the heat!

Deserted Island - lawildcat, Farrah is a lot better to look at than the rest of you. :)

Opponent - HB20, he took MMA, I wanna challenge. Or Randy if I'm feeling lazy, I'd destroy an 8-year-old

Judge - Schue, man is fair and reasonable

DA - I'm forming a dream team, Habib, CWB, Joker, and Getslow

Heart surgeon - Clyde, he'd stay cool under pressure

Therapist - Let's be real, I need two, Rockmom and mcpapa

Lead singer in a band - PP92

 

I've been laying on the couch for over a month with a torn hammy...might not be much of a challenge. Im not above cheating though...

With me in a foxhole-mcpapa-we feel the same about war so we're likely to just be on some sort of tour of battlefields of long ago.

 

Stranded with me on a deserted island-Goldie-with her green thumb and cooking skills, at least I won't starve. And FKY...he can swim to get us fish, and maybe swim far enough to get us off the danged island.

 

As my opponent in a gladiator battle-Swamprat-it would be a legendary, and mercifully short battle...Not...we'd just throw down our weapons and go for coffee.

 

As the judge at my trial-Clyde-He's not swayed by theatrics

 

As my defense attorney-Hearsay-no real explanation needed.

 

As my heart surgeon-Ram-he can spell all the right words in such a situation.

 

As my therapist-TB&G-"A's" get each other. She's the closest thing to Birdsfan I know. He was really my therapist.

 

As my business partner-Watusi & TrinityAlum-savvy and practical, able to navigate the ins and outs while I do the manual labor. And PP2 is in charge of the union, with nWo in charge of Safety.

 

As my foreign language instructor-Hoopty-do.

 

Arguing for me at the pearly gates-Bert-He knows all the Canon Law

 

My physical therapist-AllTell-seriously...he helped my son tremendously.

 

Executor of my estate-Getslow-hopefully he can divide up nothing fairly.

 

With me at a Coldplay concert-Randy

 

With me at a Psychedelic Furs concert-AdoptedAdmiral & JimSchue

 

At any football game-PepRock-he's not freaked out by my antics.

 

I have more but my phone is dying.

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With you in a foxhole? Clyde

Stranded with you on a deserted island? It would be a female, but I'll leave it at that.

As your opponent in a gladiator battle? Nut Meg

As the judge at your trial? TheGuru

As your defense attorney? Colonel Crazy

As your heart surgeon? Spindoc with Habib assisting.

As your therapist? Watusi and LRCW

 

...With you in a foxhole? Clyde

 

You know we'd go down swinging!

As your heart surgeon? Spindoc with Habib assisting.

 

Surgeon: Colonels_Wear_Blue... not a doctor but I just feel like if we give him enough time, he'll figure it out.

 

With me in a foxhole - Matthew McConaughey.....mmmmmmmm Matthew McConaughey.

 

Fixed that one for you.

 

Fixed that one for you.

 

Or on a deserted island...

 

Or on a deserted island...

 

Or in a foxhole on a deserted island..

 

Or in a foxhole on a deserted island..

 

Or as my therapist in a foxhole on a deserted island...

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