When the "Pop" radio station songs like crap, unless they are sampling a classic from the 80's!

When your younger sibling gets married.

When more of your friends are grandparents than not!

Your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.

When the people in the obituaries are from your generation.

When all of your days become Saturday's after you retire.

You start calling people whippersnappers. And they're in their 40s.

When all of your days become Saturday's after you retire.

 

I dare to dream.

when you know what two bits is worth.

The other first grade parents think you are the grandparent.

You have more hair growing out your ears than from the top of your head.

 

You sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak and they stay there.

 

I pluck the hell out of my ear hairs, they seem to come back like moles in the spring.

> When the grandkids stay for a night or two and you realize there is a HUGE reason most people have kids in their 20's and 30's.

> When you pull your hamstring getting off the couch.

> When you have to take that little pill to have extracurricular activities.

> When you really don't give a crap if they fire you at work.

> When you cannot get more than two hours of sleep because of frequent potty breaks.

> When you have prescription medicine to control the other prescription meds you take.

> When you can remember vividly your college years but not one darn thing from last week.

> When your kids are planning your cremation cruise with your life insurance policy.

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> When your kids are planning your cremation cruise with your life insurance policy.

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You wife wants to show you something on her phone and you always have to push it back about 2 feet further to see what it is.

 

That hit me this year

The best part of your day - the VERY best part - is a good BM.