Your back goes out more than you do.

 

Anyone else?

What was the question again?

You have more hair growing out your ears than from the top of your head.

 

You sink your teeth into a nice juicy steak and they stay there.

Your coworkers look they should have babysitters.

When the last image that you had of the girl across the street from you was her playing kickball as a kid.... Then you run into her 19 year old self at the gas station and you think to yourself "holy jeez you grew up!"

Or when you run into a girl at the gas station and think she looks like your old girlfriend and then you find out it's her GRANDAUGHTER!

dribbling is no longer a skill but a reason to seek medical help.

Upon retirement, they clean out your desk and find a stagecoach ticket.

you can't wait to see what is in a BGP thread titled you know you are getting old.

Fine print really sucks.

You have your regular glasses and your watching TV in bed glasses...cause you can't watch TV laying down out of the bottom of your bifocals

You wife wants to show you something on her phone and you always have to push it back about 2 feet further to see what it is.

The music you loved as a rebel in college now can only be heard on the "Oldies" station.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.