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Man Tries to Have Sex with an ATM Machine, Picnic Table

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That's not the kind of deposit they were hoping for at the bank:

 

Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table

 

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"Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM," said Officer Michael Rickard. "Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM."

Maybe he is married and wanted to be on the other end for once.

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That ATM was just asking for it with all those lights and buttons.

Drew Franklin @DrewFranklinKSR

Not judging until I see pictures of the ATM.

What ever happened to the old days of just hitting on the bank teller?

Talk about hitting a Money Shot.

 

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

 

:no:

Talk about hitting a Money Shot.

 

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

 

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Talk about hitting a Money Shot.

 

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

 

 

 

:ylsuper: Now that was hilarious!

Talk about hitting a Money Shot.

 

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

 

:scared:

Talk about hitting a Money Shot.

 

Did his horoscope say he was going to come into some money?

So, you're saying the ATM was willing to accept his deposit?

Did he have to pay the $3 out of network charge?

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