I read in the other thread that Hellbird is the new football coach at Ryle.

 

Now he needs our help, who should fill out his staff? His staff can consist of real people or Wiener Dogs that are fearless and a really tough person behind a computer.

 

I will go first, futurecoach will be Hellbird's Assistant Head Coach and be in charge of media relations, the team website, Twitter account, and Facebook page. Additionally, futurecoach will be in charge of populating BGP with shill accounts to manipulate the flow of information. Code Name: We think we are really slick

 

Who else should be on Hellbird's staff?

^ And futurecoach, you are definitely a Wiener Dog.

Guru is team photographer, Raiderbird Is Offensive Coordinator since he took offense to the old regime and now has a bird in charge of the Raiders ?????

Fear the Nation is player development coordinator.

Hey, Hellbird, I got the gig for Team Caterer, right??? Or at least Head Assistant to the Team Caterer???

Hey, Hellbird, I got the gig for Team Caterer, right??? Or at least Head Assistant to the Team Caterer???

 

Futurecoach just received word about demotion as media relations coordinator because Chuck Smith signed a 5-year deal to join HB's staff as Media and Community Relations Director.

Make sure I'm in there somewhere

Who is the Waterboy coach?

Andy Dalton will be volunteer QB coach.

They just got worse.

Who is the Waterboy coach?

Dale Mueller is rumored to be interested because Ryle has the bogus, fattest and strangest group oh waterboys ever this year!

I'll do stats, but I want 6 figures.:greedy:

I'll do stats, but I want 6 figures.:greedy:

No problem. It's an affluent community

and that's pocket change to Coach Hellbird.

I know of a recently retired fundraiser and I think I can find a cannon that is no longer in use. Just in case they are interested in raising money and a little NOISE.

I'll do stats, but I want 6 figures.:greedy:

 

Sorry Pete, but there is no way that Boone County schools will pay a dinosaur 6 figures to keep stats.

It's a good ole boys network. Not happening.

 

 

Now maybe if you can have the Mastadons at nearby Big Bone Lick write a letter of recommendation as well as Clyde can, you might have a chance.