Declined.

Yea, RSkinner contacted me and said he'd rather work alone.

I don't think I was actually ever hired, but I quit. I can't work with UK. Unless my kids goes to SK we wouldn't get along. It would be too much of a distraction for Hellbird to parent us and keep us apart. LOL

I don't think I was actually ever hired, but I quit. I can't work with UK. Unless my kids goes to SK we wouldn't get along. It would be too much of a distraction for Hellbird to parent us and keep us apart. LOL

UK is not on the staff so you may still apply within.

I think Rockmom should be the conditioning coach. Anyone who has seen her run down the sidelines after a player will know what I am talking about. That woman can be a beast!

I think Rockmom should be the conditioning coach. Anyone who has seen her run down the sidelines after a player will know what I am talking about. That woman can be a beast!

No, I have another position for Rockmom. She will be head of security on game night. She will not be fed u til after the game because no one wants to mess with her when she's hungry.

I'll do stats, but I want 6 figures.:greedy:

 

I wanted that position, but I'll do it for less.

I'm willing to taze any players that may need it. Just let me know.

Sorry, I was at a poker tournament...and winning it I might add.

 

No one is even close to guessing my staff right.

 

First off Futurecoach was hired as Cheerleading coach

 

TOG is the official statistician.

 

Clyde is my recruiting.......errrrr...we don't recruit, so he is our Talent Evaluator and head scout.

 

PigSkin Junkie is the new nutritionist specialists.

 

LawnBoy has been hired as head waterboy, he can deliver anything on time.

 

I did have to turn down Dale Mueller who applied for the job but asked for too little when it came to compensation...something about not used to the big pay raise Union Mafia could manage to secure.

 

Mr Sixer has accepted the invitation to be the new College liaison as well as our Camp/combine coordinator.

 

Guru has been solicited to be the official team photographer.

 

RSkinner has been hired as the Public Relations Coordinator.

 

As far as assistant coaches, well for the meantime, that will not be made public just yet.

The Union Mafia is still trying to secure the funds needed. Stay tuned.

 

except printer parts. :banana: right plantmanky :lol:

UK is not on the staff so you may still apply within.

 

Where do I apply?

I guys I can accept Hellbird's request to be team mascot!

I guys I can accept Hellbird's request to be team mascot!

I actually thought about you for that but then was reminded that we want to portray a family atmosphere at our games and that would be hard to do with a green member bouncing around the sidelines.

Hellbird, I don't know if you have thought of this but here at RYLE you are going to need a specialized dept under the heading Parent Intervention Dept. Job duties are up to and include: Misinformation given to any parent who attempts to influence any members of staff or administration. Security at all practice that are now closed to the public. PID has the right to Taze or forcefully remove any parent that will not comply with PID's directions. PID reserves the right to disallow entry to any sporting event if you have prior instances of interference with the team. If you have any questions of the coaching staff it must be submitted to PID in writing for approval and may be rejected at PID's discretion. PID other wise know as the MEN IN BLACK, will be watching and scanning the games for any negative parental conduct undermining the pureness of sport. PID will have the ultimate authority and discretion.

Hellbird, I don't know if you have thought of this but here at RYLE you are going to need a specialized dept under the heading Parent Intervention Dept. Job duties are up to and include: Misinformation given to any parent who attempts to influence any members of staff or administration. Security at all practice that are now closed to the public. PID has the right to Taze or forcefully remove any parent that will not comply with PID's directions. PID reserves the right to disallow entry to any sporting event if you have prior instances of interference with the team. If you have any questions of the coaching staff it must be submitted to PID in writing for approval and may be rejected at PID's discretion. PID other wise know as the MEN IN BLACK, will be watching and scanning the games for any negative parental conduct undermining the pureness of sport. PID will have the ultimate authority and discretion.

After hearing about that....I have now resigned.

 

Not interested.

 

I think I will weigh my options....been getting some calls from the Arena league.

After hearing about that....I have now resigned.

 

Not interested.

 

I think I will weigh my options....been getting some calls from the Arena league.

 

Heard the school for the blind is hiring a Skeet shooting and an Archery coach. May be a less hazardous job.

No, I have another position for Rockmom. She will be head of security on game night. She will not be fed u til after the game because no one wants to mess with her when she's hungry.

 

She's not she when she's hungry.