Hellbird PM'd me to ask if I would let everyone know that Cy Alis will be length and conditioning coach. He is world renowned for hard workouts lasting up to four hours. And, we all know what to do when workouts last over four hours.

Hellbird PM'd me to ask if I would let everyone know that Cy Alis will be length and conditioning coach. He is world renowned for hard workouts lasting up to four hours. And, we all know what to do when workouts last over four hours.

I that what Highlands calls "60 minutes"?

Can he do any worse than the past regime? :lol2:

Make sure I'm in there somewhere

 

If you can bring the girl in your avatar along as Cheerleading Coach.....you're hired. :up:

HB may have straight up lied to us. This thread has been up for 12 hours and he has made no public attempts to announce staff positions.

Fear the Nation is player development coordinator.

 

I accept the position although I'm not sure what a player developement coordinator does. Hopefully that's a step up from waterboy.. LOL

I accept the position although I'm not sure what a player developement coordinator does. Hopefully that's a step up from waterboy.. LOL

 

Just talk about how good your team is going to be and then reality hits.

I'll do stats, but I want 6 figures.:greedy:

 

Square, pentagon, rhombus, trapezoid, parallelogram and dodecahedron.

Square, pentagon, rhombus, trapezoid, parallelogram and dodecahedron.

 

Maybe a six-sided figure would suffice? A nice hexagon should do the trick.

Finally, I see he is on this thread looking.

HB may have straight up lied to us. This thread has been up for 12 hours and he has made no public attempts to announce staff positions.

Sorry, I was at a poker tournament...and winning it I might add.

 

No one is even close to guessing my staff right.

 

First off Futurecoach was hired as Cheerleading coach

 

TOG is the official statistician.

 

Clyde is my recruiting.......errrrr...we don't recruit, so he is our Talent Evaluator and head scout.

 

PigSkin Junkie is the new nutritionist specialists.

 

LawnBoy has been hired as head waterboy, he can deliver anything on time.

 

I did have to turn down Dale Mueller who applied for the job but asked for too little when it came to compensation...something about not used to the big pay raise Union Mafia could manage to secure.

 

Mr Sixer has accepted the invitation to be the new College liaison as well as our Camp/combine coordinator.

 

Guru has been solicited to be the official team photographer.

 

RSkinner has been hired as the Public Relations Coordinator.

 

As far as assistant coaches, well for the meantime, that will not be made public just yet.

The Union Mafia is still trying to secure the funds needed. Stay tuned.

I didn't want to release the latest addition until we ironed out the contract details. I am now happy to announce that UK#1fan has teamed up with RSkinner and will be a huge addition to the teams PR machine.

Just talk about how good your team is going to be and then reality hits.

OUCH UK. I support our boys as much as you do SK. It's only recently that we have been down and you have been up. That may change real soon. That's reality. Enjoy it while you can. Gloating is short lived. The Nation Will Rise Again!

I didn't want to release the latest addition until we ironed out the contract details. I am now happy to announce that UK#1fan has teamed up with RSkinner and will be a huge addition to the teams PR machine.

 

Declined.

OUCH UK. I support our boys as much as you do SK. It's only recently that we have been down and you have been up. That may change real soon. That's reality. Enjoy it while you can. Gloating is short lived. The Nation Will Rise Again!

 

We will be waiting.