October 31, 201312 yr First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school. Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere. You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work. There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence. If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how. Swag for days. I got this.
October 31, 201312 yr I tried this, stood on one leg and urinated. Had no problem with it at all, of course I didn't unzip my pants so my underwear is soaked through, but i'm warm.
October 31, 201312 yr You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work. Disney's Mr. Incredible is my visual here.
November 1, 201312 yr He had SK painted on the porcelain inside his toilet, and Pioneers painted on the floor in front of the toilet. That way he could urinate on one, dribble on the other, that's why one foot had to be out of the way. Cool! My toilet paper says Conner on it.
November 1, 201312 yr First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school. Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere. You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work. There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence. If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.
November 1, 201312 yr I don't know where you pee all the time but unless I am at a Bengals game there is "no guy next to me." There is a game about this: The Urinal Game
November 1, 201312 yr Thanks to all of you for the out-loud belly laughs. Belly laughing is not always good for an old lady.
November 1, 201312 yr Thanks to all of you for the out-loud belly laughs. Belly laughing is not always good for an old lady. 2 important questions 1. did you have a little leakage when you laughed? and 2. Were you standing on one leg when you did so?
November 1, 201312 yr I drop the kids off at the pool standing on only 1 leg....just sayin Sounds like you got the skills to pay the bills!!!
November 1, 201312 yr I guess I shouldn't even mention the advanced level of switching legs ..... Important question, when you switch do you put one down and switch or just go airborne with both when you switch?
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