In the weird thread you said the following: "I sometimes stand on one leg while I'm urinating."

 

I tried that yesterday and in short (pun not intended) how do you finish the job without making a mess?

In the weird thread you said the following: "I sometimes stand on one leg while I'm urinating."

 

I tried that yesterday and in short (pun not intended) how do you finish the job without making a mess?

 

Or blowing out a knee?

In the weird thread you said the following: "I sometimes stand on one leg while I'm urinating."

 

I tried that yesterday and in short (pun not intended) how do you finish the job without making a mess?

 

TMI, TMI, TMI.

In my try at this, you pee on the guy next to you.....I dont recommend that.

In my try at this, you pee on the guy next to you.....I dont recommend that.

 

I don't know where you pee all the time but unless I am at a Bengals game there is "no guy next to me."

I don't know where you pee all the time but unless I am at a Bengals game there is "no guy next to me."

:lol:

I pee on one foot sometimes when I pee, on occasion I even pee on both...most of the time I hit the bowl though.

I thought Clyde squats?

In the weird thread you said the following: "I sometimes stand on one leg while I'm urinating."

 

I tried that yesterday and in short (pun not intended) how do you finish the job without making a mess?

 

First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school.

 

Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere.

 

You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work.

 

There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence.

 

If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.

First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school.

 

Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere.

 

You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work.

 

There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence.

 

If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.

 

 

Why do you do this?

First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school.

 

Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere.

You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work.

There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence.

 

If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.

 

The dreaded "David Fulcher Syndrome" :lol:

First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school. Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere. You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work. There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence. If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.

After reading this, I had no idea I had this skill in my back pocket.

He can't be telling the truth because Clyde and an athlete, just doesn't seem right! :ohbrother::lol2:

 

IMHO he must have used a Catheter, like I used most of the months of June and July of this summer!

 

I mean you can stand on one leg easy and pee and never get yourself wet! Heck you don't even have to go to the john to do it either! :idunno::lol2:

First let me say it's not for everyone. You gots to be an athlete first and foremost. Probably a skill player in high school.

 

Of course you can't have little feet like Watusi or you'll fall over and get it everywhere.

 

You also can't be a bodybuilder type with a huge upper body and skinny bird legs down low. Doesn't work.

 

There's also the intangible of swag required. You just can't pull this off without a lot of self-confidence.

 

If you meet all of these requirements then you don't need to ask. Those that can do. Those that can't ask how.

 

Thanks for the pointers Clyde. I successfully pulled it off using my weak leg.

Why do you do this?

 

He had SK painted on the porcelain inside his toilet, and Pioneers painted on the floor in front of the toilet. That way he could urinate on one, dribble on the other, that's why one foot had to be out of the way.