Coach....You said you how many points better than this team.....40?...Oh come on, we won't let that happen on our watch!!!

PA announcer says, "Who drove the Ferrari?, you are parking in tow away zone and need to move it"

 

The Ref, "It's me, I'll move it."

Coach, Can you get Collinsworth's autograph for me?

"Coach, this is the new pentacostal back judge I was tellin' you about".

 

Love it!

Coach....My boy up here had his left middle finger broken walking out of the local bar giving somebody the.....Your number 1....sign!!!

Is that Dentyne you are chewing????

Coach I super glued my 2 fingers together.

Coach, I can't talk right now he is right in front of us, but call me later at BR-549.

Coach, your butt is firm, have you been working out?

"Coach, this is the new pentacostal back judge I was tellin' you about".

 

I like this one best!

Coach, does stripes make me look fat.

I've been trying for 20 minutes to get him to put his hand down. I guess I'll have to break another one of his fingers!!

Please, tell me he didn't really think holding up his middle finger was a Hawaiian , "Giving Some Love" sign before they broke it.

Check is in the mail be patient, I keep my promises????

"Coach Collinsworth's plane is parked in a fire lane.

If he doesn't move it, it's going to get towed."