Are you talking about skidmarks? :idunno:

Not in a million years!

Since we're on the subject, I tell you what I don't like very well. Doing my business on the handicap toilet. I usually only take that route if it's the only one available, I always have an uneasy feeling (no pun intended) that a dude in a wheelchair will roll up on me bangin' on the door.

Just...you...wait!

I drop the kids off at the pool about 3 times a day, sometimes more... I have been like that my whole life. :idunno:

Pedigree commercial...

 

 

Now I'm not just a good pooper but an optimum one.

This may be for a different thread, but by FAR the worst place I've ever flushed one down was in Nashville, TN at a bar during the SEC Tournament.

 

You hear a lot of weird conversations. Bathroom was tiny. Bar was packed. It was halftime of the UK game. Floor was gross. But a long-night of drinking bourbon the night before made the decision a no-brainer...and almost ruined my day.

 

I feel for you on this one, nothing worse than having to go in a place that's not so user friendly. Everytime I visit the mall it seems that I have to make the journey to the Sears bathroom to drop the crooked digit.

I'm dropping a deuce as I type this. That's the great thing about having wireless. I can take the computer everywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

just kidding (though I'm tempted)

 

btw, when can we count on the urination or boogar thread starting up?

I didn't think RM would post something like this :lol:.

...when I have to :idunno:

Same here !

When it comes to #2, are you a morning or an evening person?

 

I'm a morning dumper. If I dump in the evening, I know my crap just ain't right.

 

WOW! :lol::lol::lol:

 

A thread about crap? Really? :lol: :ohbrother:

 

My favorite word!

 

Never thought I would read something about crap on BGP. :lol:

 

Have you never read any of my post? :lol::lol:

 

OK, I HAVE TO CONFESS BEFORE ROCKMOM KILLS ME

 

Rockmom didn't really start this thread.

 

We framed her just to see her reaction. :lol:

 

 

Thanks for playing along everyone, but come on, did anyone really think rockmom would post about her #2 habits? :eyeonyou:

 

 

Now I am just worried about the revenge she will seek. :scared:

 

Run and hide my friend...run and hide! :scared::scared::scared:

 

 

I am away a day or two and you all got pull this crap???? :clap::clap:

 

 

Where is Rockmom. I had a very bad dream that something happened to her. I text and call her and she no answer! :irked::scared::cry:

So I finally talked to Rockmom last night. She is well just has alot of crap going on. Just you all know we talked all kinds of crap about you people! :lol::lol::lol:

So I finally talked to Rockmom last night. She is well just has alot of crap going on. Just you all know we talked all kinds of crap about you people! :lol::lol::lol:

Well...that was kind of a crappy thing to do. :irked:

Well...that was kind of a crappy thing to do. :irked:

 

Lighten up Francis we didn't talk any crap about you!

Lighten up Francis we didn't talk any crap about you!

Well, I wouldn't give a crap anyway. :jump:

This is one funny thread:lol:BTW,I do mind when its ready,and that can be anytime.:lol:

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

 

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

 

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

 

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

 

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

 

"Do you have trouble crapping?"

 

"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."

 

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"

 

"I don't wake up until 7:00."